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One dark and stormy night, two lovers were sitting by the seaside. They had planned a nice serene picnic but the ambiance of the storm was starting to dampen things. One lover, a man named Obama, looked to his boyfriend. 'He's got such beautiful eyes' he thought. He'd always admired Luigi's eyes, ever since they had originally met at the local furry convention.
When they had first started talking at the Italian Heritage Washington DC Furry Convention, Luigi had been wearing an entire fox fursuit, which meant his face was covered by the anthropomorphic mask. At one point the conversation got so steamy that he took the veil off, [Which was foreshadowing of what he would do at their furry wedding, but I've gotten ahead of myself.] and as soon as his eyes became uncovered, Obama felt the feeling of love-at-first-sight.
And now, several years later, they sat hand-in-hand at the bay. Luigi's gorgeous blue eyes reflecting the swirling stormy ocean. "Foxy," Obama spoke, using a nickname he had made for Luigi when they had first met "did you bring the sandwich's?"
"Yes Dear, I did. But you'll have to put the mayonnaise on them because I didn't want to leave the white glaze on the bread for too long. You don't like soggy things, do you? you?" Luigi smirked.
Then he handed the sandwich and mayo container over, Obama receiving them with a chuckle and a wink of his dark caramel eyes. He opened the container with his strong and vieny hands. As the lid screwed open and up, a drop of the canisters insides dribbled down the edge. Luigi noticed the leak and scooped it up with his middle finger. Pressing it up against his lips he pushed the finger further into Obama's mouth. "Mmm" Obama hummed, his tongue swirling around the digit within him. After a moment Luigi pulled out his finger, a string of saliva slightly dripping down his lover's chin.
But suddenly the tide started rolling in, faster and stronger than it ever had. The two men looked at the waves and then at each other in total shock.
"O-Obommy w-what's happening?!"
"I don't know Hun but stay back!"
"Mmkay.."
Obama grasped his watch and pressed a several number code. And magically, something behind him arose out of the sand. It was... IT WAS THE PAW PATROLLER!!! OBAMA URMOMA HAD SUMMONED THE PAW PATROLS VERY OWN MOBILE.
"Get in honey bunches!" Obama yelled!
Luigi listened and ran to get into the of Paw Patroller, his hat blowing away in the storms-
