A Dragon And His Pikachu (Rageshipping)

Ch. 2 - Misty And Brock, and... A BABY LANCE?!

*Ash's P.O.V*

As soon as I arrived in Pewter City, I asked around for directions to the pokemon center and the gym. After I found the pokemon center, Misty, a girl I had met on my travels, started to ask me when I was going to pay her back for her bike. "I can't. At least for right now. Let me ask if my significant other can buy one for you, alright?!" I say, and she huffed before her words dawned on her. "Wait!! You have a girlfriend?!" She asked, and I frowned. "Stay here, and I will ask HIM! God damn, no patience whatsoever!" I grumbled, and walked off to the video phones. After that, I quickly called Lance, and he quickly answered. "Hey Ash! How is your journey doing so far?" He asked, and I  could literally hear the smile that was on his face due to the tone of his voice. "I'm doing good, aside from that Misty girl tailing me around just because of her bike that Pikachu accidentally fried. like, seriously!! It's not our fault that the Flock of Spearows thought that him and I'd be easy prey!!" I say, and he laughed as I ran my fingers along my necklace, carefully turning off the translator as I heard him do the same. "So, what's wrong, babe? You don't seem very happy..." Lance asked, and I frowned. "Misty is a pain in the ass, and it doesn't help that I haven't been feeling well lately. Ever since we accidentally met up again I'm Viridian, Actually. You don't think that my weird genetic thing has anything to do with it, do you?" I asked, and he hummed thoughtfully. "Ask Nurse Joy to give you a full body scan. Viridian and Pewter are a two weeks walk apart, you know." Lance said, and I nodded. "Alright. I'll let you know if anything is wrong." I say, and he hummed. "Gods, I miss your presence. I was really stressed out before you called, babe, but now I'm not, and I credit it all to hearing that amazing voice of yours love. It works wonders for my ears and my mind! Oh, and, babe? 1. I love you, never forget that. 2. I swear this paperwork is alive!!! And, 3. I was wondering if you wanted to meet up in Cerulean City, and go out to eat or something like that?" Lance said, and I blushed heavily. "I love you too, Lance, and I'd love to! I'll call you after I get the scan done." I say, and he sighed happily. "Okay, well, I'm also bringing along a marriage contract for us to sign so that you can join bank accounts with me and whatnot. I don't want my beloved mate to be eating less than subpar food!!!" Lance said, and I laughed. "Alright, sounds good. I'll see you in Cerulean, alright? I've got to go, bye!" I say, and he hummed. "Yeah, see you there. Bye, My Ash." Lance said, and I smiled as I carefully hung up and then walked up to the front desk to ask Nurse Joy for a full body scan. "But, why? There's a hospital down the road?" She asked, and I signed. "Wenja." I said plainly, and she rolled her eyes. "Of course hospitals don't accept the Wenja Tribe." She sighed, and then led me back to the scanner room. "Lay on this table here and I'll see what's up, okay?" She said, and I nodded. "Before I go on, what's up with you that makes you feel the need to get a full body scan?" Nurse Joy asked, and I blushed in embarrassment. "My lover and I ran into each other in Viridian and ended up doing the thing together, and um... From some extensive research done by Professor Oak, I've been classed as the world's first and only known 'Futanari', meaning that I'm a fertile hermaphrodite. My lover and I call it my 'Weird Genetic Thing', so yeah..." I say, and she thought for a moment. "Let me guess, you're having morning sickness and cravings, and you both want to confirm that you're pregnant before saying that you actually are pregnant for sure?" She asked, and I nodded. "If so, I'm going to need to ditch my traveling companion as fast as possible, because us Wenja are very prone to miscarriages while under significant amounts of stress and being in constant stressful situations." I say, and she nodded before we did the scan along with several other tests before we made the final verdict. "Welp, looks like you're suspicions are correct, Ash! You are indeed two weeks into pregnancy. Now, some ground rules, make sure you're very careful while traveling and battling, and, if possible, have your lover help you whenever they can. Who is your lover anyways Ash?" Nurse Joy asked, and I blushed. "Dragon-Type Elite Four." I say softly in embarrassment, and her eyes widened. "Okay, you've got game. Lance Blackthorn, huh? Nice. Anyways, let's get you to the gym. Oh, and according to these tests, since you're a futa, you should give birth in about a year and a half, so... Um... I pity you. I've been pregnant before, and it is not fun." Nurse Joy said, and I sweat dropped before I got up carefully, and she led me out before handing my pokemon back to me. She then showed me to the gym, and then left. I carefully walked inside, and was immediately greeted with the same comforting darkness that a cave have. "Wow... Reminds me of a cave in here. Nice." I murmured, and then carefully walked up to the challenger's side of the battlefield. "Hello! I'm Brock, the Pewter City Gym Leader! I assume you're here for your first battle?" He asked, and I nodded. "Yes, I am! I'm Ash Blackthorn! And this is my starter and best buddy Pikachu! Oh, and, please, be careful. I just found out I'm pregnant today, and stress plus Wenja Tribe Futa equals miscarriage." I say, and he sweatdropped and nodded. The battle then started off as Misty walked in, and sat down in the bleachers. After that, I quickly beat Brock with only Pikachu, making him look at me shocked. "My husband is the Dragon-Type Elite Four member, what did you expect?" I say, and he laughed. "Well, you certainly gave me a run for my money, Ms. Blackthorn! Now, one, here's your boulder badge, and two, can I go with you? My dad got back today and I believe it would be nicer if you had me to help out with any stress you may be feeling. I can already tell that your current travel mate is a bit... Well... Pushy and quite stressing for you to travel with." Brock stated, whispering the last part, and I smiled happily. "Of course! Thank you for asking! Unlike some people here." I say looking blatantly at Misty. "What the hell are you talking about!! You don't get to just burn my bike and ditch me like that!!" Misty hollered, and I growled. "I am Ash of The Wenja, and you, missy, are on a one way track to having a bone club smashing in your face, you hear me!!! Either you shut up about the damn bike, or I will smash your face in with a rock!!!" I snapped, and she backed up in shock. The one thing this world knows about the Wenja Tribe is that we have the patience of saints, and when we snap, it is brutal, bloody, gruesome, and, above all else, a far cry from the primal ages. You don't just mess with a Wenja and come out unscathed, that's for sure!!

*Time Skip - Cerulean City, At The Gym*

I was currently battling Daisy, one of Misty's sisters, when Lance walked into the gym with a small smile appearing on his face as he saw me. "Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!!" I say, and he nodded before leaning into the air and using thunderbolt on the pool, charging it electrically so that Daisy's pokemon couldn't dodge. "Now, thunder tail!!" I say, and Pikachu attacked with iron tail combined with thunderbolt, knocking the Seel out instantly. "Well done Ash! Here's your Cascade Badge! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to Lance!" Daisy said, blushing at the last part, and I took the badge from her with an unimpressed look. "Hey babe?" I called, and Lance smiled at me. "Yeah, Ashy? What is it?" Lance asked, and I smiled. "Imma go change, then I'll be right back, okay?" I say, and he pecked my lips. "Okay, but you better hurry! I made reservations at a restaurant for that seafood you've been craving!" Lance chuckled, and my stomach growls. "I'mma just..." I start, and then run off to the changing room, quickly changing before I returned to Lance, who already had my backpack over his shoulder. He chuckled as he saw his cape wrapped around my shoulders, just like it always was. "You still look as adorable as ever with my cape, baby. now, come on, let's get going." Lance said, and then we joined hands before heading off on our date.

*Brock's P.O.V*

"I... Okay. Ash has apparently got really good game when it comes to love. How do you think they know each other, Brock?" Misty asked, and I thought for a moment before I realized that they were both wearing shell necklaces. "They're both Wenja! Remember? The Wenja Tribe is OBSESSED with shell jewelry, and both of them were wearing choker necklaces with a row of shells on them! Plus, it seems like they have translators in their necklaces, I guess so they don't stumble and mess up when trying to speak a different language than their own." I say, and Misty nodded as we watched Lance seem to celebrate - I guess Ash told Lance that he was pregnant - before kissing Ash on the lips, holding him close afterwards as a bright smile appeared on the Jhoto champion's face. "Ugh, what does that boy have that we don't?" One of Misty's sisters said, and I huffed. "Ash of The Wenja... Where have I heard that- WAIT, HOLD UP!!! HOW THE HELL DID THE HEIR TO THE CHIEF OF THE WENJA GET EXILED?!" I asked in shocked, and Daisy and Misty's other two sisters looked at me in shock along with Misty. "Ash is the son of Chief Takkar and The Healer Sayla... So that means that Lance is probably the Shaman, Tensei's child... Maybe with the hunter of the village? I don't know." I say, and they looked at mr in shock before they backed up. "Ok, then. Crazy Shaman Kid, no thank you." Daisy said, and I laughed at how quickly they backed off upon learning that.

*Back With Ash & Lance*

*Lance's P.O.V*

"Hello, Mr. Blackthorn! A table for two, correct? And where's your date?" The waitress asked, and Ash cleared his throat. "I'm twenty. I just don't look like it. My growth was stunted because I didn't eat enough food when I was only a toddler." Ash said, and the waitress sweatdropped before apologizing profusely. After we sat down and ordered our food, we happily began chatting and catching up before our food and drinks arrived. "Um, I'm sorry, but I didn't order oysters. I ordered catfish." Ash says, to the waitress, who just walks away muttering something under her breath, and I immediately called for the chef, since this had happened to many of my blind dates - set up by Diantha, the champion of Kalos, because she thought that Ash and I's relationship was apparently disgusting when my dad, Tensei, was literally an old man who fucked a random woman in her early twenties to have me - before due to a certain Sinnohian champion owning this place and the fact that she had a crush on me didn't help either. "Um, sir, are you sure you aren't going to eat this? It's perfectly good shellfish!" The chef asked and I sighed. "Chef Buodare, my FUTA husband is PREGNANT with our first child, and if he eats that, it could cause harm to our baby!! Get him the damn catfish, and give whoever ordered this their damn order!!" I snapped, and then the chef frantically nodded in understanding before taking the oysters to a few tables down before handing it to them. About an hour later, we were given free access to the buffet due to the misshap, and Ash was given a list of things on the buffet that didn't have anything that was harmful to the baby in it to try. Thankfully, he got his fill, and then we went to the hotel for a bit of... Well... fun, movies, tv, board games, ecetera, as well as to sign the marriage contract. I had already gotten us rings, so, needless to say, we had a small, private wedding in the hotel room.