We Fight a Lot, But I Need You In My Life

I, Joker

Batman awakens strapped into a chair in what looks like the jokers hideout. He tries to find a way out but there are no windows, and his utility belt is on the other side of the room.
Just then, Harley Quinn comes out of big, brass doors. She says nothing, how strange, and flicks a switch. There a spotlight was bright and shining down at Batman.
Batman was struggling to escape, but the binds were tight and thick. Harley then introduces the Joker. "Welcome ladies and Bman! Presenting to you, the funniest, jolliest, frightful and funny, Pudd- I mean, The Joker!" The Joker then walks toward Batman with his ruby red smile. His curly, green hair was combed, his suit purple as an eggplant was clean and not wrinkled. Glove were white as snow. And smile scary as his eyes. Those eyes filled with... Love? Batman saw the love in the Jokers eyes and he realised he wasn't goning to kill him, but something even worse. "I'll leave you two alone." Harley said walking out of the brass door she came in with. "I, Joker, will confess to the biggest crime I have ever committed." "Oh brother" Batman kept to himself. "I, Joker, have fallen in love with you bats. I have fallen so hard I got scabs on my knees. HAHAHA!" Batman was blushing. He couldn't believe it. The joker, in love with Batman? "What are you doing Joker? What is your plan?" Batman asked. "My plan? This was Harleys plan. She is the one who even thought of me confessing my feelings for you bats!" And then...