We Fight a Lot, But I Need You In My Life

A Bat in the Belfry

As the pouring rain pitter patters on the roof of the abandoned warehouse of toy making, Batman is still plotting a way to get out of here. Just as The Joker ends his sentence, he comes closer the Batman and he puts his lips against the dark knights. Batman is turning blood shot red. Joker then gets a camera out. He puts it on a tripod and starts taking photos with it. He poses next to Batman and click! He took about 50 photos of the two. Joker then sees batman not having "fun". "What's the matter bats, not having as much of a thrill with me? Don't you see that we are soulmates. The universe made us so we can be each others main purpose in life. I kill and terrorize the city and you try to stop me. We are the ultimate pair, the dynamic duo if you will" Joker then takes one more picture, but with them kissing. Batman then remembers that he keeps his batwatch (a.n. I'm sorry I had no way to get him out of the situation ) and calls for Alfred. Before Alfred could say anything he hears Joker say "Pucka up butt cup!" And lean is for another kiss. Alfred then quickly calls for Nightwing and Batgirl. (Another a.n. robin ain't here deal wit it) They rush to where Batman's location is. Meanwhile, Batman is waiting for rescuing, Jokers pouring his heart out to Batman, and Harley is crying in the other room eating her favorite cookie dough ice cream. "Joker..." Batman whispers. "Finally some feedback! What is it, my dear." "Come closer." Joker leans in closer. "Closer." He leans in even more. They are touching noses, Batman's lips quivering and dry. Joker sees his lips are dry and licks them around in circles. Batman then kisses Joker, gets jokers tounge in his mouth and CHOMP! "AHH! Bats I didn't know you were so kinky!" Joker laughs at his own joke and batman giggles. Finally, Batgirl and Nightwing come crashing down the roof.