"Why thank you, Puddin'." Harley blushes and giggles while covering her face with the notepad she jots down her orders. "Really, ya sure are a nice piece of eye candy" Batman winks at her with a deadly smirk. "Gee mistah, you sure are a sweet talker... how bout we go out back when ya finish ya food?" "Baby, we can go right now." Harley reaches her hand out for Batman to grab and she leads him to the back door of the diner. "Gimme a minute, dollface, I'm brigin' my car around" "Sure thing, Puddin'" Batman leaves and changes into his batsuit to capture Harley for his plan to find the Joker.
"Wonder where he went!" Harley hears footsteps approaching from behind. "There you are, ya big lu- Batman!" Batman coming towards Harley as she stands there so not entertained "What ya want, Bats? There just so happens to be a delicious gentleman coming to pick me up!" Batman rolls his eyes "H isn't coming." Harley pouts and sticks her tounge out at Batman. "Knew it was too good to be true." Batman grabs her arm "You're comin with me, Quinn." "Hey! I ain't do nothin since Joker wanted to go down on you that night, Bman!" Batman freezes for a second and squeezes her arm tighter. "Shut up and get in" "Get in wh- oh wow new tires on ya egomobile?" Batman opens the batmobile and shoves her in and drives into the night. "I need your help, Quinn."
"Fa what, Bman? Last time I checked I was a good girl!" Harley crosses her arms in a annoyed way. "Why am I- oh... to look for ya boyfriend isn't it!" Harley mocks Batman while he blushes under his cowl. "Ha! Awe Bats, I didn't know you felt the same way for mis- I mean Joker. How funny!" She laugh maniacally while Batman drives faster. "Any idea where he is?" "Hmm... maybe at our old spot! He planned to take you there after you two's photoshoot!" Batman looks at her with confusion yet curiosity. What was he planning to do there? All of the thing Joker and Batman could have done alone together made Batman feel really warm and fuzzy. He really wanted the Joker, and now. "Tell me where it is now, Quinn." "Gee, Bman. Ya gonna have to do something for me first." "Great, what now?" Batman tightens his grip on the steering wheel shaped like a bat. (A.n damn Batman has a really big ego man. Everything he owns is batshaped. Wow...) "What?"
"A little nibble on my cookie..." Harley looks at him with an evil glare and smiles her mesmerizing grin. "What are you talking about?" Batman thinks to himself, "she doesn't mean..." "I baked them fresh this morning, try one!" Batman grabs the cookie and takes a bite. "Not bad. Now tell me where that spot is" "Sure thing bman!" Batman drives faster and faster. "Soon Joker.... soon."
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