Allison, slowly walked up to the school gates thinking, "Where the fuck is the rat looking lettuce head this time." The person she is talking about is her best friend/boyfriend Midori! She finally sees the green headed rat and slaps him with a decaying fish she found on the side of the road. She picks up the fish and smears it on his face and begins aggressively licking the dead fish off of him. "Omg girlie ilysm!" Allison says as she starts to rip pieces of his hair out aggressively and eat them. She than starts to stick the dead fish on his eye lids and licks his eye sockets. She then begins to eat the dead fish's head. Midori then stares at her bright, beautiful, sky blue orbs, "I love you baba gworl, you're my favorite smurf, I'm so glad you hate Ranger!" Midori begins to flirt with her and twirl her blue hair. Allison pulls out her phone and plays Bad Blood by Taylor Swift and pulls a handgun out. "Give me your hair bitch, or I'm going to eat more dead fish off of you! She screams into his face. Midori then looks at her with his cold, teasing gaze, "I knew I shouldn't have dated a girl named Allison with the last name karen!" Allison then shoots Midori and slaps him. Allison turns around before seeing something in the sky. Is that a bird, a plane, a sandwich? No its the magic school bus! The bus is shaking as WAP is being played with the bass speakers. The magic school bus hits her and Ms. Frizzle takes her on an adventure. Midori looks at the sky and screams, "Whaddahell just happened to my baba gworl!?" All of a sudden, a tall buff girl named Midwhori Berqueasha, jumped on top of him, her big ass squashing his head open. "Omg yo ass so fat." Midori says to Midwhori.
"I know that's why I just squashed you." Midwhori Berqueasha says in a cold emotionless tone, because her last 7 boyfriends broke up with her, because she couldn't put her kfc bucket down. She then speaks again, "I know all of Colonel Sanders secrets." Midwhori Berqueasha begins to throw pieces of jumbo fried chicken at Midori's face. Danny devito pops out of the sky and begins stealing the chicken, before riding away in a green limousine. "Oh my god. I gots no more of the fried childre- i mean chicken." Midwhori Berqueasha, states calmly. "Can you get off of me now, your big fat ass cheeks are squashing me like a bug!" Midori screams at Midwhori Berqueasha. All of a sudden Midori starts to kiss Midwhori Berqueasha, her soft most, juicy big lips. Midori then started to brush his crusty, moist, rough green hair on her forehead. Before anything else can happen Allison, Danny Devito, and Ms. Frizzle pull up in the magic school bus, they slam the bus into Midori and Midwhori Berqueasha instantly crushing his face with her ass cheeks, before they deflate. Midori and Midwhori Berqueasha fall into the depths of hell.
The end! *smiles cutely*
