001. Evil Hybrid Dick

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"Damon Salvatore. Damn it's been a while."




"I need your help."



"Right to the point. I take it it's serious?"



"Look, I need you to come down to Mystic Falls. It's Stefan."



"Okay. Where are you right now?"



"I'm in the car coming back from Tennessee. We had a lead involving the issue with Stefan. Just get her as soon as you can possibly on the next hour. I got a party to go to and I want you to meet someone."




"You got it dude."



"Just hurry up Michelle Tanner."



"Bitch."




~





Eva pulled up to the Salvatore boarding house. It was dark out and a party was going on inside, the music causing vibrations on the ground as she walked up the driveway.


"Damon you son of a bitch," she muttered as she watched drunk and horny teenagers grind and jump to the beat of the music.



"Excuse me bitch."



"Babe," Eva yelled as she turned around and jumped into Damons arms, wrapping her legs around his torso.



"Oh um," she heard a girl mutter from behind him. She unwrapped her legs from around him and looked to see who she thought was Katerina Petrova.



"Well look who it is. How you doing Kitty Kat?"



"Who's Kitty Kat?"



"Uh- Damon?"



"Right. Eva this is Elena Gilbert, doppleganger to Katherine Pierce. Elena, this is my sister from another mister, Evangeline Monteclair."


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