Mr elephant was like I need some booty to ride me wood so he went to the chippy there was no pussy there then to the shop there was also no pussy there but when he got to the pub there was pussy everywhere wide and tight so he got up and shouted who wants to suck ma long log but it turned out to be a lesbian bar and he got chucked out he was so upset he was bursting for a shag he got them back by robbing all the alcohol and shat on a plate and put it through the letter box,
