So Mr elephant thought I could become super famous so he looked on the Internet on his lap top but that had a virus because of how much porn he watched on the plane over to Manchester so he used his phone instead which he didn't like because it was a shitty Nokia brick with Shiite wifi so he used his phone make a famous rap caught his eye so he wrote down for a week his experiences and his life he too k the record to the record dealers Sed this is just a wank diary so Mr elephant got them back by hiding c4s in his house and giving him an hour to find them.
