Da starbucks

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Mr elephant was going for a bitchin Starbucks da bastard one near shitting Lidl he walked in like yo can I have a hot choclate bruv the store counter bitch  went yes would you like anything else with dat bitchin ordar he went yes bitch at da top of his voice ile have a double choclate muffin gangsta the store counter bitch went yes bruvva it only cost Mr elephant £3 Mr elephant felt like one  of them skunk dealers with how much fuckin cash he had he went to da table he wanted after throwing who was sat there before out the cheeky bastard in Mr elephants seat who do they think they are in Mr elephants bitchin seat he took a sip of his hot choclate but the mother fuckin bastard at the counter made it to hot Mr elephant went up to her slapped her and then fuckin threw it in da bitches face and then nagasaki'd da fuckin place at night bruv .JJoAllen574

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