After The Substitute Marriage, I Almost Died Laughing

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"Hm." Ning Sui asked with great interest, "Are you stammering?"

This small system got stuck twice in one sentence.

Ji Yucheng: "............"

It is agreed to be mature and steady, and take it easy.

It seems that no matter how tall and handsome the host is, he will panic when he meets his lover.

009 sighed in Ji Yucheng's mind: "... Now you can never admit who you are, otherwise the host's image in your little wife's mind is simply a vegetable + stammer + a vest to scare him of a childish high school student. Except for the vegetable man, who just stepped on his sexual fetish, which is a bonus to you, and the rest are all Debuff with impression points... And if you wake up, the advantage of vegetative people will be gone..."

It's already very annoying for someone to keep chattering around him, not to mention that the sound is still directly in his mind, and there is no air transition at all.

Ji Yu's forehead was blue and his veins jumped wildly: "Can you close your mouth?"

"..." 009 silently put a seal on his mouth.

Ji Yucheng is really not good at falling in love. From the beginning of memory, he has not lived under the pressure of the inheritance family for a day. He has no time or energy to contact anything related to feelings.

He is good at dealing with the warbler and butterflies that come up, and the way to deal with it is to coldly and disgustingly ask the security guard to pull those people out.

But for the people you like...

He had no one he liked before, let alone imagined how to get along with his partner. The things that ordinary lovers would do, such as blowing each other's hair, going to the supermarket together, traveling together, and sharing food intimately, he had never imagined it in his mind.

Those things are blank and very strange to him.

Who would have known that he lived like a spinning robot in the 23 years before the accident?

But what the little wife likes is his proud and cold image in the interview...

No, you must bring back the impression.

Ji Yu took a deep breath.

Yes, even if you haven't experienced it before.

But once you are ripe, and then you have to start to calm down and exude charm.

009 clenched his fists: "Come on, host, you can do it."

Master Ji looked at his little wife's face in his mind. The soft hair on his little wife's forehead seemed to be blown by the wind seeping in from the cracks of the window, with soft, full lips and a pair of round deer eyes...

He said calmly, "...No, it's not stuttering..."

009: "..."

It's completely unconvincing!

Ning Sui smiled and never thought it was really a little stammer.

This system is more lovely than he expected.

When 001 first appeared three years ago, he was still a business attitude towards him. For a long time, Ning Sui's impression of 001 was similar to the mechanical code beating line by line in the computer. It was not until he became familiar with it later that he got along like friends and relatives.

But this small system doesn't know why it gives him a more anthropomorphic feeling as soon as it appears.

Moreover, just listening to the sound, I thought it was the kind of rich man who often attended dinner parties, just like his own vegetable husband, with a kind of indifferent temperament without any emotion.