Annoying in process...
\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|1. Pour his ramen on his head (bonus point if you convince him Sasuke did it)
2. Cook him expired ramen
3. Post NaruSasu pictures in his apartment
4. Tell him Sakura will never like him
5. Tell him he has no fangirls (bonus point if you bribe his fangirls to fangirl for Sasuke)
6. Compare him to Sasuke and conclude that Sasuke is much better.
7. Ship him with random people crossing the street
8. Adress Konohamaru as "The Next Hokage"
9. Give all his ramen to the market
10. Write on his clothes 'I❤Sasuke.