CREEPYPASTA X !ABUSED! READER: Why Am I Like This.. And Why Do You Care For Me?

Spin-off Collab With Tungsten-Ice (number one)

This is a spin-off chapter that @Tungsten-Ice and I made after Tungsten said:
"Wouldn't it be funny if in the whole slender mansion there is only 1 bathroom"
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Masky: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE ON THE TOILET, TOBY!
-Toby just watching Y/N's latest song while Masky, Kagekao, and Helen are waiting outside bathroom on line-
Toby: WTF, NO! YOU CAN'T SEE THIS SONG
Kagekao giving up on ever getting to use the bathroom: you know what, I'll just use the bathroom at Y/N's
Helen: I'm going too -grabs his mask and follows Kagekao-
Masky: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING, TOBY?

Meanwhile...
On the way to Y/N's house, Helen and Kagekao fought about who is better for Y/N while Ej followed from the shadows so he can take Y/N's kidneys.
When Helen and Kagekao got to her house...
-Kagekao starts climbing the wall-
Helen: wtf man-
Kagekao: fuck off! Why are you here again?! I don't like how you're trying to say that MY Y/N would choose a dumbass like you over ME
-Helen tries to climb wall-
-falls-
Y/N sees him: Who tf are you
Helen: ...
(If he speaks she'll know)
Helen: -waves awkwardly-
-Y/n sees Ej-
Kagekao: hey Y/N! -Kagekao ignores the fact that he pissed off Helen-
Kagekao: We need your bathroom, Y/N (gives no context)
Y/n: Ah.
Y/n: okay, so this your friend?
-Helen glares at Kagekao before giving 1/2 thumbs up-
-Y/N notices Ej-
Y/N: OI! BLUE-MASK, OUT THE WOODS. IF YOU WANNA KILL ME I PRACTICALLY HAVE LIKE 3 GUARD DOGS, SO TRY ME, BITCH!
-Ej is casually squatting in a bush. But he was actually using bathroom before killing Y/N. (Man had to go, Toby's been in there for 4 hours now)-
-Kagekao laughs at Helen (because Kagekao knows that Helen can't speak) and then wraps his arm around Y/N-
-Helen tilts his head in anger but makes it look like confusion for Y/N (but he made sure kagekao saw his anger)-
-Y/N recognizes that head tilt-
Y/N: WTF! I KNOW THAT HEAD TILT, HELEN?!
Helen: Nani!...Erm...
Helen: oh.. you um... know my... brother?
Y/n: HELEN'S AN ONLY CHILD, DON'T LIE TO ME. AND BLUE MASK, I SAID OUT THE WOODS OR I'M GOING THERE AND BEATING YOU!
-Ej panics because he's not done- (he's taking a dump)

Meanwhile...
Toby binging all of Y/N's videos
Masky: TOBY, WTF, GET OUT THE BATHROOM!
Toby: no :(
-Masky takes out phone and just goes to YouTube since Toby is taking too long. On YouTube he sees that Y/N posted a new video (it's the Masky one) and Masky gets a little excited because he asked for a Masky song. He checks it out and he watched it and loved it.-
-after finishing the video, Masky bangs on the bathroom door-
Masky: TOBY, GET THE FUCK OUT!
-Toby screams but gets cut off -
-Masky kicks open the door-
Masky: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
-Toby hisses-
Masky: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN HERE?!
-Smile dog casually strolls into the bathroom and **marks his territory**-
Toby: AHHH WTF SMILE
-Toby hides his phone behind back, ignoring the fact that he has no pants on-
Toby: Umm... nothing.
-Masky looks down-
Masky: RODGERS, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!
Toby: :(... WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME DOWN THERE!! YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING... Wait... YES YOU DID, 18" YOU SAW
-Masky facepalms before slapping Toby across face-
Masky: stfu, dipshit.
Toby: CAN YOU GET OUT SO I CAN FINISH?!
Masky: no, but I'll turn around. If I leave you'll stay in here another 3 months. -turns around-

Meanwhile at Y/N's house...
-Ej finally finishes his massive dump and has to face Y/N who is not only aware of his presence but had a chainsaw in a bush in her yard and is now threatening to use it-
-Kagekao whispers to Helen-
Kagekao: damn I've never seen Y/N so hostile
-Helen whispers back-
Helen: wait till you see her when she's pissed
-Kagekao nervously sweats, remembering he has been in her room when she is tired and that Y/N gets pissed when she gets woken up in middle of night-
Y/N: I HEARD THAT, HELEN AND KAGEKAO, DO YOU WANT A CHAINSAW UP YO ASSES?
Helen: yes... I mean no
-Kagekao looks at Helen in shock and then elbows him and whispers to him only-
Kagekao: what the hell man, she's mine
-Helen glares back at him and whispers-
Helen: shut up you have no chance half and half
-Ej tries to sneak away in the commotion-
Y/N: oh fuck no. Get your ass back here, blue-mask
-Kagekao and Helen start to play flight-
-Y/N runs over to Ej and grabs him before he can react. She then brings him back to where she was standing and throws him onto the ground so he falls with his back up. Once Ej is downed, Y/N straddles him-
Y/N: did you really think you could run from me?
-Ej's mask floods with more tar/blood tears-
Kagekao cheers: go Y/N! Beat Ej's ass!!!
Y/N: don't you dare start crying on me, bitch. You brought yourself into this situation.
-Ej gives a deadpan frown under his mask (no one else sees it because his mask blocks his face)-
Y/N: what do you want. And that wasn't a question, that was a statement.
Ej: ... kidneys... :/
-Y/N glares-
Y/N: Kagekao, you've already been in my house like 10 times-
Helen interrupts: WHAT!?
Y/N: go get me *the thing*
Kagekao: you mean... that? (Nervously laughs) you can't be serious, Y/N
-Kagekao goes through Y/N's window to get the thing and then comes back with 1 small sandal (LA CHANCLA)-
-Helen remembers that he needs to use bathroom-
Y/N: GIMMIE!
Kagekao: are you really gonna do this...?
Y/N: FUCK YEAH, I AM!
-Ej panics and actually starts crying-
-Helen frantically looks for bathroom-
-Y/N looks down at ej and pats his shoulder lightly-
Y/N: don't worry, this WILL hurt... A LOT
-slaps Ej's ass with la chancla-
...
(Tungsten and ÉRRØR decided to rename Ej as Assless Pulp after he got beaten up)
...
-Y/N changes topic, ignoring the assless pulp twitching on the ground-
Y/N: so Helen, why are you here anyways?
Helen:...
Helen: One sec -runs into the woods to piss-
-Helen's bladder fails him 1/2 through his mad dash into the woods-
**Pants -> pissed Pants**
(Luckily he has black pants on so thay can't tell unless they smell it. Sadly, Kagekao still notices but keeps his laughter to himself)
Y/N: Well let's go inside, c'mon guys. And Helen, whenever you're done with standing there frozen, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
-They all start to head in-
Y/N: Kagekao, you said this blue-mask shit's name before. You know him?
-Y/N grabs Kagekao's hand and Ej's shirt collar and drags him inside with Kagekao walking next to her-
Kagekao: erm yeah, he's like Helen: a friend of mine
-Y/N nods-