Secret (Stan x Kyle | South Park)

II | My ordinary life

Stan's POV:

"You were muttering in your sleep again." Kenny says, just as I wake up. We're at a sleepover again. Me and Kenny usually have sleepovers on Saturdays.

"What did I say?" I ask, assuming it was the normal gibberish I murmured during sleep.

"You just kept muttering Kyle's name." That's weird. I remember that I'd had a dream about Kyle. I try to recall it.

He was leaning against a wall.

"Hey, Stan! Wanna know that secret? You know, the one I didn't tell you 3 years ago?" He asks. I'm eager to know, still. It was the last conversation we'd had before the argument that ruined our friendship. I still don't know why he told me. It must be important to him, but not THAT important, right?

"Yes! Yes! I need to know!"

"Stan... you don't want to know." Kyle grins. "Now let's hope the drugs work properly."

"What- drugs?!" Everything went black.

"Oh... that's why." I mutter, thinking about my stupid and weird dream. I never dream about Kyle.

"What do you mean?" Kenny asks.

"I had a dream about Kyle. Stupid subconscious."

"I had no idea you know what the word subconscious means." Kenny smirks.

"Shut up Kenny. I'm not that stupid." I say, getting a little frustrated. Kenny always calls me stupid when I'm not.

"Sureeee." Kenny teases.

I get up and search my drawers for some clean clothes, ignoring Kenny's antics. It's too early in the morning for that. 9am is early, right?

I wander to the bathroom and get changed into some jeans and a hoodie. I don't want to show Kenny up, since he still wears that stupid ass parka that he's had for his whole life. Surely Kenny should change his clothes sometime?

I walk back into my bedroom. "You're next, dude."

"Mkay."

"Mkay, Kenny. Be quick please because you need to get back to class." I say, mocking Mr Mackey. It's become an inside joke that whenever we say "Mkay" we have to mock our old counsellor.

"Mkay, Stan. I'll be quick, it's just that I have chlamydia so I can't move my legs properly." Kenny says, trying so hard not to laugh that he starts shaking.

"Mkay dude, that's fucking gross. Hurry up," I say, slightly breaking character towards the end. Kenny bursts out laughing, and runs to the bathroom to get changed. I start laughing a bit too. Kenny is so dirty. I pick up my phone and check my socials. Nothing much. Just a few texts from Wendy. I decide to scroll though TikTok. TikTok humor is so stupid, but then again my humor isn't much better. Only Kenny understands my dumbass jokes. Kyle used to understand perfectly, but now we're older we've started to stop understanding the others' ways. When we were young something in us clicked, but now it seems to have... what's the backwards of clicked? Dekcilc. We just clicked when we were young and now we've Dekcilced. This is why Kenny calls me stupid all the time.

Wait, why am I thinking of Kyle? He's much worse than me. He's extremely selfish. He didn't want to expose himself and just broke off like that, not caring about my feelings at all. I felt like shit. But now I have Kenny and Butters, and I don't think Kyle has any friends. That sucks for him but he deserves it. Oh my god I'm thinking about that selfish asshole again! This is hopeless. I won't get Kyle off my mind. This is stupid. This is ludicrous! Ooh I like big words. They make me sound more smart and sophisticated than I actually am. See? I'm smart. I can use big words.