Secret (Stan x Kyle | South Park)

XII | The vampire

Hello reader,

I would like to warn you that there's another secret being kept at South Park High. And I am sorry to say that this could end with Kyle Broflovski's death.

Kyle has neared death many times, and did just yesterday. But if the boy doesn't find out about what the agency are planning, he will be in the utmost danger. Because he just killed the fourteenth member.

The Secret South Park Vampire Hunting Agency is run at the high school by none other than Kenny McCormick, Wendy Testaburger and Bebe Stevens.

So, as all thirteen members sit around the table in the library, they are constantly shushed while discussing plans.

The fourteenth member - otherwise known as Tolkien Black - was killed a few nights ago, and today the agency discuss who is the culprit of each three murders. And I am sorry to say, that they find out who did it.

~Ishy

~X~

Kenny's POV:

The Secret South Park Vampire Hunting Agency was formed last year, when the first murder at this school happened. Me, Wendy and Bebe were immediately interested by the murders on Eavesdropper, and formed the agency.

The agency consists of Me, Bebe and Wendy, being the leaders. And Red, Craig, Nicole, Tweek, Heidi, Butters, Brimmy, Damien, Jimmy and Cartman, being members.

As soon as the last few people walk in and sit at the table, I start talking.

"Okay, everyone! As you know, we are gathered here because of our fourteenth member's death-"

"Hurry up! I'm only here to get revenge on whoever murdered Pip, so I don't need any Malarkey!" Damien shouts, and he's immediately shushed by the librarian.

"As I was saying, the death of Tolkien was extremely unfortunate, but it is not a coincidence that he died with the same bite marks on his neck. It looks like the vampire we're hunting is back in business." I say.

"Which is why we need everyone's help here. First, we plan to look at the news article, to see if we can find any clues there. Then we'll look at the place where the body was found after school. Hopefully, we can find something that leads us the the culprit." Wendy continues.

"Actually," Someone says, very matter-of-factly "We won't be needing to do that. I know exactly who the vampire is."

"What? Tell us everything you know, Cartman. We need info on this subject pronto!" I say.

"Shhh!"

"Well, yesterday, a certain Jew named Kyle Broflovski got very angry at me."

"Cartman, you can't blame Kyle for everything." Wendy says.

"No, no guys! This is true! I promise!"

"Shhhhh!"

"Just go on." I say, tired of Cartman's bullshit already.

"Okay. When Kyle got angry at me in class yesterday, which some of you saw, he started to chase me. The first thing I noticed that was different about him, was that his eyes were glowing red."

"What? That's weird. Red, can you note this all down." Wendy says, and Red starts noting things down quickly.

"Anyway, Kyle chased me into the janitor's closet. He pinned me against the wall, and showed me his fangs. He started to bite me, but the Janitor showed up, and saved me. Then I ran away."

"Well, Cartman, we don't have any proof of this happening-" Wendy starts.

"Actually, we do." Cartman interrupts, before ripping off a bandage on his neck, so we can see the bite marks. They're bruised with purple, and look exactly like the ones on the victims' necks. "I was attacked yesterday by Kyle Broflovski. Now that we've finally figured this out, how do we hunt him down?"