The Good, The Bad, & The Beatle

Trying To Stop The Train Robbers

Another cowboy, who happens to be Mad Dog Ringo, runs in a panic. "Help, help! The Blackstone Rangers stole the train! Oh my, I must find Sheriff George!" He cried before running off. Sheriff George heard the whole thing before coming out. "The Blackstone Rangers? Oh dear!" He said worriedly.

Meanwhile On The Train

John opens the door to the furnace. "Say, Macca, could you feed the furnace while I figure out how to stop the train?" He asked. "Of course! I'll get this done in a jiffy." Said Paul.

Sheriff's Office

"You're the only one who can stop the train robbers, Sheriff! The town depends on you! It's your duty to hunt down those low-down desperados, Buckaroo John and Rawhide Paul!" Said Ringo. "Paul wouldn't take a train! Besides, he's not a thief." Said George. "I wouldn't be so sure about that. Anyone who acts that innocent mustn't be as innocent as he seems." Ringo said.

Yet another cowboy enters the scene, and his name is Buffalo Brian, who's really Brian Epstein, the manager of the Beatles. "Just another case of a Beatle gone bad." He said. "I guess I'll have to do it, but I'll need some deputies." George said. "Guess he means us." Said Brian.

George takes out two badges and gives one each to Ringo and Brian.

The train approaches the Sheriff's office, and George takes out a paper with his speech for arresting John and Paul. "By the power vested in me as sheriff of this fantasy, I arrest you for trainnapping in a seventeenth degree, and furthermore..." He pauses when the train passes and still doesn't stop. "Yo, Hazza, could you help me stop this train?" Asked John.

Ringo and Brian are riding horses to follow Paul and John. "We're gaining on them, Brian! Keep up, keep up!" Said Ringo. "Maybe you'd like to change horses for a while." Brian said. The train passes them, causing the two to spin around from the strong force. "Never mind." Said Brian.

George uses a rope to latch onto the train, but he gets pulled along with it. "Gee, maybe this wasn't such a smart idea." He said. When the train once again passes the Sheriff's office, George lets go of the rope.

Elsewhere, Ringo and Brian are still trying to catch up to John and Paul. "Keep up, Brian, keep up!" Ringo said.

As for George, he waits for the train to come back around. "Here it comes. I'll jump aboard on the count of ten." He said. George counts to himself as the train comes close again, but he misses as the breeze from the speed pushes him back.