When A Pod Lands On Earth A Baby Saiyan Named Masaru, Hes raised and trained by the Justice League Becoming An Unstoppable Cosmic Force Of Good Throughout the Universe.
"Sorry I saw that in a YouTube video with Mario Plushes" Masaru says
(If you got that reference we're best friends now)
"But where are you actually going Masaru" Diana shouts
"Dude...just out" Masaru says
"J'ONN!!!!!" Diana shouts
"Nope" Masaru says
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"Oh that long tail having FOOK!!!!!!" Diana shouts
After Hours, Masaru teleports back in chuckling the lights turn on the JL are all there.
"Oh your all here...don't...don't like that" Masaru says dropping his bag
"Where were you Masaru?" Superman asks
"I was out" Masaru says walking towards his room Batman whistles a glowing purple wall blocks him out "Wowww yall really got zatanna?"
A purple tentacle ensnares him and brings him in. She goes to use her magic on him.
"UHP just to warn you...the same thing doesn't work on me twice so yes this incantation will work on me but if you try it again Jack shit will happen" Masaru says
Zatanna looks at the league who ultimately after discussing agree. She uses her magic on Masaru.
"Where where you?" Zatanna asks
"With A Girl...BRUCE knows" Masaru says
"Who's the girl?" Zatanna asks
Masaru just stares.
"Who's the girl?" Zatanna asks
"Did you forget already?" Masaru asks
"Who's the girl?" Zatanna asks
"Dude..." Masaru starts
"Who's the girl?" Zatanna asks
"Stop..." He starts
"Who's the girl?" Zatanna asks
"Trying!" he shouts
The tentacle then just liquifies to the floor. Masaru pats off his chest.
"All forms of magic are now useless against me now...thanks jackasses" Masaru says entering his room
"How many girls does Bruce know?" Clark asks
"A shit load" Batman says
"Let's try and ask him more politely tomorrow" Superman says
"Sure" Diana says
The Next Day...
"Hey, Masaru," Superman said, "We've noticed you've been sneaking out a lot lately. Where are you going?"
Masaru hesitated for a moment. He knew he couldn't tell them the truth.
"I'm sorry, guys," Masaru said, "I can't tell you where I've been going. But I promise, I'm not doing anything that would hurt anyone."
"Masaru, we trust you," Wonder Woman said, "But we're just worried. We want to make sure you're safe."
"I appreciate your concern," Masaru replied, "But I can take care of myself. I've been doing this for a long time."
"Maybe we could come with you?" Batman suggested, "We could help you out, and you wouldn't have to do this alone."
Masaru thought for a moment.
"I appreciate the offer, Bruce," Masaru said, "But I have to do this alone"
The Justice League nodded in understanding. They knew Masaru was a warrior at heart and that he had his own code of honor.
"Alright, Masaru," The Flash said, "We trust you. But if you ever need our help, we're here for you."
"Thank you, guys," Masaru said, "I appreciate your trust and support."
With that, Masaru left the Justice League's headquarters.
"We're not gonna leave him alone are we?" Batman asks
"Nope" Everyone in the league say
The Next Time Masaru Leaves, J'onn casts a mental shield over them blocking them from sight as they follow him.
They see him enter an apartment.
"What the hell is he doing in an apartment?" Batman asks
"No clue" Superman says
The heroes all follow Masaru in, they see him enter a unit.
"Finally we can see" Diana shouts
They walk over to the door and MM makes them phase through and they see a normal run of the mill looking apartment. That is until they hear giggling and chattering.
"Huh why does that giggling sound so familiar?" Batman asks
The heroes run over and see through the cracked door Masaru laying on a bed.
"Yeah they keep asking why do I keep leaving, I should tell them eventually" Masaru says
They look farther and next to them and it's none other then, the guardian of the green, the queen of seduction, the plant manipulating anti-hero Poison Ivy.
"I don't care what you do as long as your happy" she says
He chuckled as she straddled ontop of him and the two began kissing (due to masaru being so god damn op he's immune to her poisonous kiss).
Back On The Watchtower, Masaru walks in and the team are smiling at him.
"Oh great your all smiling, don't-don't like that" Masaru says walking over.
