I've risen from the dead

4

when I woke up, the shark was in bed with me. it was comforting.

I left the hotel and went searching for Michael. I had to find him and tell him how I feel.

maybe if I wasn't so creepy.

JUST KIDDING IM A NORMAL HORMONAL TEENAGER LEAF ME ALON.

anyways I ran into matty Healy and he was all like "guess who's back bitches" and showed me the 1975 account.

"YALL ARE BACM ON TEITTER"

then this random girl named Patricia ran us to us.

"NO ONE LIKES THE 1975 YOU FAGS" she screamed. then she ran off. she didn't get very far because matty shot her in the but with a gun.

then she died.

along with Luke.

lol jk Luke is still alive.

I bust out laughing. she will never be able to walk again

(because of Luke's 8.1)

A/N:^^^^ I hate myself because of that oh god. anyways...

then I bumped into Michael and he spit on me.

YES. LIFE GOALS

A/N:^^^ okay true.

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A/N: this is the stupidest story I've ever written but you know I have no friends so ;) it works.

my only friend is Twitter.

and Instagram.

and YouTube.

and mom and dad: Brendon and Halsey

okay sorry.

BUT MY FRIENDS ARE SLACKING SO FOR THE SUMMER IM ALL ALONE. YAY. I LOVE FRIENDS.