Hero A: I know that the last villain we faced what kind of... pathetic and ran away before the fight even started. But don't get complacent this next one is truly evil. A despicable and horrendous sight on humanity. So get ready to CONQUER. * open the doors to evil lair*
Villain B: *Packing suitcase*
Hero A: wwwwhat are you doing...evil doer?
Villain B: I'm quitting
Hero A: What? Why?
Villain B: I heard your whole spiel outside the door, these walls are paper-thin...credit to the income of being a villain. Mother was right I should have just been a account! They get more respect and money! But noooo just had to be evil, just had to prove myself. Well no more!! Congratulations hero, you defeated me and this dream of mine. Hope you're happy

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