Craig's POV
Ugh....Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. I hate school. Just fuck everyone here. Heh. Just gave Wendy the bird. That's right just turn back around. Whore. Anyway Wendy and Stan broke up 3 years ago. Stan and Kyle started dating 2 months after and it's been 16 days, 2 hours, 3 minutes, and exactly 2 seconds since Stan proposed to Kyle not that anyone's keeping count. Oh 15 seconds now. Kenny has died 14 times this year wait......make that 15 the principal just had to bring the Battle Axe. Wendy is still being a goddamn bitch and won't shut the fuck up like screw you Wendy. Oh wait, Tweek has entered the building. I repeat Tweek has entered the building. Yeah I have a little bit of crush in him....What? Deal with it bitch. What you gonna do about it? Ahh...his beautiful messed up blonde hair and small form is adorable, but he has an obsession with coffee, but that's also cute. Damn. Dat ass tho. Anyway it's 3 days until Christmas maybe he'll spend it with me....Maybe......
Oh shit! Strange man is approaching. "Hey kid wanna buy some druuuugs???" I open my mouth and shout,"STRANGER MOTHERFUCKING DANGER!!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!!STRANGER DANGER!!!!ER MER GERD!!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!" Everyone looks at me as I shout STRANGER DANGER. The dude says,"Fuck it. I'm outta here." I sigh in relief before strolling merrily away.
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Saviour(Creek/Craig and Tweek)
FanfictionTweek is a freshman in highschool. Craig a sophomore. They are both outcasts. One day Tweek is getting beaten up so Craig becomes his knight in shining armor. Along the way Craig finds out why Tweek has the coffee addiction, no one said it had to be...
