Saviour(Creek/Craig and Tweek)

I'll Be The Slut To Your Whore

Craig's POV

Walking into school, I feel like s h i t . Do I give a shit? Hell yeah. Does the old lady? Hell no. I sigh and pull the hat on my head farther down. I turn and stop in my tracks after finding Cartman making fun of Tweek, M Y T W E E K . That fatass better get ready for weight loss, because I'm going to beat the fat out of him. I call out to him.

" Hmm, I can't seem to find Lardo. Oh wait, there he is," I say with an edge in my voice.

Tweek looks at me with wide eyes as Cartman turns to glare at me.

"Very funny fag, but your little boyfriend here is a little whore for his coffee," Cartman sneers while holding Tweek's coffee thermos out of Tweek's reach.

Tweek tries to retrieve his coffee only to be just inches out of reach. Stan and Kyle glare at Cartman with their hands locked together and Kenny lays in a pile of blood after being viciously beat by octogenarians each equipped with a heavy coin purse. I back up several steps. Cartman mockingly starts bucking like a chicken. I turn around and charge at the fatfuck screeching 'VIVA LA RESISTANCE THE HOMOSEXUAL GODS HAVE SPOKEN BITCH'. My body collided with his in an epic fight for survial. Like a mighty oak, he fell. I retrieved Tweek's thermos and turned to him, moving to a position where my mouth was near his ear. Quietly I whispered,"I'll be the slut to your whore, if you let me take you on a date to some place other than a coffeeshop."

I leaned back to find Tweek's face flushed a gorgeous shade of cherry red. I cocked my head to the side, waiting for a reply. Tweek snapped out of his confused daze and gave me a nod. I smiled and turned to find Cartman off the ground with fire blazing in his eyes. My smile dropped. I spread my legs into a wider stance, bent my knees, and held my arms at a curved spread out position. Cartman did the same. I removed my shirt and took out a tube of my old lady's lipstick. I swiped it across my cheeks like warrior paint before getting back into position. Cartman took out a bottle of lube. I snorted and muttered a quick 'gay' under my breath. Cartman removed every article of clothing except his tighty-whities. He squirted some lube into his hand and rubbed it all over himself. He looked like a goddamn sumo wrestler. We charged at each other.

"FOR THE SEXY ASS OF TWEEK," I screeched.

Cartman screamed in utter rage,"すべての脂肪ファックの脂肪ティットのために！" *Subete no shibō fakku no shibō titto no tame ni!

We threw ourselves at each other and-

That is all for now folks! Do you hate me now? You should. Hope you enjoyed that chapter more to come soon. I had a lot of fun making this chapter. The utter randomness of the whole thing is just wow. I hope you're liking the book so far. The English version of what Cartman said is down below. I love you guys and hope you're okay. Peace.✌

*FOR THE FAT TITS OF ALL FAT FUCKS!! is the English version of the Japanese phrase above. Courtesy of google translate.