Craig's POV
-and we collided in an awesome fight to the death. His meaty arms that oddly smelled like banana flavored baby food tried to break my somewhat stick looking arms, but my stick arms were an illusion. In reality it was all pure muscle. Grabbing him by his 5th chin that I named Sir Archduke Fernandinand the fifth, I told you he was a fat fuck, I hoisted him above me.
"Kame...Yame....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," I screamed as I chucked him so far in the stratosphere that I actually think that he saw his mother's asshole which he was birthed from. The piece of shit.
I turned triumphantly towards my Tweek, my little coffee fiend. Just as I was about to scoop him up in my arms and carry him into the sunset and have the gayest moment ever, Cartman crashes back to Earth, that fucking douche. I quietly curse in angry Satan talk before turning to face this stupid fuck. I realized he had transformed, he was now a fat form of Freeza, why tf choose him? What kind of fuckery would make this fat fuck think that that was a good idea. Sighing, I got into my final boss form.
"Engage, Protective Daddy Bear Mode," I said before my voice got gruffier ( I know this isn't a word, but just let me make it a word.). My body got taller, hairier, and started to gain muscle mass. I was now the ultimate daddy. Tweek seemed to be in awe. His body began to activate his final boss form with no permission needed. He transformed into the ultimate twink. See, I knew we were made for each other. I gave one of my signature manly daddy smirks, before turning to the mindfuck that was Freeza Cartman or was he Cartman Freeza, Carteeza, Freeman? Ah, whatever. I was still curious as to how he got that form. As if reading my mind Cartman Freeza (idk) said,"I got this form after having intense fetish unprotected asshole sex with the sex god, Freeza himself."
I shivered in disgust, Cartman had basically purred that statement and the visuals were too scarring to even imagine them. What the hell is wrong with this insanely weird fucker? He literally had unprotected butt sex with Freeza of all people. They probably messed with some weird kinky shit too. Again as if reading my thoughts Cartman moaned out," We fucked all night long and we used all kinds of things. Dildos, vibrators, a traffic cone."
I froze. I slowly turned to him my nostrils flared, my eyebrows knitted together, mouth in a pout-frown, and eyes wide.
"A fucking traffic cone?"
Cartman nodded smugly.
"Is your asshole obliterated? Do you wear fucking diapers?"
Cartman looked shocked and then embarrassed. I grinned evilly.
"You're a fucking baby. Ooooo, Freezer's gonna get arrested for fucking a baby."
Cartman looked fucking livid. His mouth opened and he screamed,"Shut the fuck up!"
I grinned even more.
"Refrigerator is a baby fucker! Holy shit that's hilarious. Fridge fucked Stroller baby HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Cartboy looked at me with anger and defeat and turned away. Quietly he said," I'll be back to avenge Freeza and I's honor," and with that he flew away. I was the winner.
A/N:
Wassup all you sinning saints and saintly sinners! I have come back once more with a new chapter. By the way, Carteeza, Freeman, whatever it would be called is like my new otp (I'm joking) and I just wanna write a cringey fanfic for their burning passionate love (I'm not joking help). If you want to see that happen comment below or message me privately either is fine. Or just vote , I don't care. I hope to get more done soon.
Sinfully,
Saint Blue
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