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🇵🇭:have you guys seen my black jacket

🇨🇳:you have a black jacket

🇵🇭:yes...a black leather jacket

🇨🇳:since when!?

🇵🇭:like......2 years

🇨🇳:YOUVE BEEN HERE FOR 5 YEARS YOU WHERE THE SAME SHIT

🇵🇭:I know

🇨🇳:anyway no I haven't

🇵🇭:welp guess I gotta go with my usual clothes

🇨🇳:where are you heading anyway

🇵🇭:a meeting with the other countries of nato

🇨🇳:YOUR NOT EVEN IN NATO

🇵🇭:I was invited....

🇨🇳:oh

🇵🇭:im also visiting my mother Spain

🇨🇳:Spain?

Meanwhile

🇺🇸:....

🇺🇸:

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🇩🇪:dude you can't move your king like that only the queen moves wherever she wants

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🇩🇪:dude you can't move your king like that only the queen moves wherever she wants

🇺🇸:so the queen moves wherever she wants but the king can't

🇩🇪:yes how the fuck do you not know that

🇺🇸:but why

🇩🇪:because the queen is supposed to protect the king or you'll lose

🇺🇸:so the queen does all the work to protect the king but the king is still more important

🇩🇪:yeah what's the problem

🇺🇸:then isn't that sexist

🇩🇪:you used to be vary sexest

🇺🇸:ok true

Nato:ok so who's winning

🇩🇪:me

🇵🇭:sorry I'm late

🇺🇸:your on time

Nato:ok about the russia situation

🇵🇭:I call dibs on taking down belarus

Nato:uhhhhh anyway we uhh have some bad news....Cuba and italy are alive

🇵🇭:how

Nato:idk....but him and Italy are alive

🇵🇭:Taiwan shot him in the chest

Nato:I only know just as much as you do

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Nato:I only know just as much as you do

🇵🇭:well....who do we go after first

Nato:Well If we want to Finnaly end communism we normally go after rusdia but there busy with ukrain...we we have to deal with his 3rd in command Kazakhstan

🇵🇭:ok I'll get some others to look for him

Nato:ok

🇩🇪:I control the air force so I'll scout them and usa grab this walki taki to communicate

🇺🇸:got it

🇵🇭:we can't tell china this

🇺🇸:I know


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