It was a normal day in the house, spark is feeding his axolotl, wisp, sketchpad is hosting his show, and Alex is making out with her teardrop body pillow.
(Meanwhile at epic burger)
Brice: bread, we are gonna have to fire you.
Bread: but why?
Brice: 1. you swear in front of kids
2. You made everyone in the building (including the customers) argue about wether or not SOUP WAS A DRINK
3. You drop-kicked children. MULTIPLE TIMES
Bread: ok, but that was in self defense.
Bryce: just get tf out.
Bread: *walks out ig I don't know anymore*
(Back at the house)
Bread: hey guys I lost my job at epic burger
Spark: cool, wait wha-
*Some random dude in a lab coat break down the door*
???: Hey do y'all need a job?
Bread: yea actually, wait, how did you arrive so conveniently
???: Plot.
Spark: makes sense to me.
???: Alright so... You want the job?
Bread: do we have to graduate high school to get the job?
???: No?
Bread: then yes.
Spark: I'll also do it because I need money
Bread: but I already pay for your food, bills, and streaming services.
Spark: but I still need to buy stuff for wisp
Bread: you already bought 2763 decorations for your axolotl.
???: Can you guys stop arguing and sign these papers?
Bread and spark: alright.
(Both sign it, the guy leaves, yadda yadda)
(About a week later)
Spark: hey bread.
Bread: yea?
Spark: we got the job
Bread: HELL YEA, IM NO LONGER THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO PAY FOR Y'ALLS SHI-
Spark: calm tf down-
Spark: anyway our job is starting Tomorrow
Bread: alright.
End of the chapter, I don't plan on making more, but might if I get bored.
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lab rats, but I badly wrote it
Humorswear warning two people get a job at a lab, one is a Mexican who owns a spoiled axolotl and the other is a crackhead who loves chaos and mobile games What happens? I don't actually know
