Danny Phantom: Devil May Phantom

Chapter 45: A Day At Devil May Cry

It's been a day since Angus took Yamato from (F/N) and got it back and (F/N) giving the Yamato to Paulina.

Here at Devil May Cry, we see (F/N) and Nero doing their own things with (F/N) sharpening Rebellion and Nero tuning up Blue Rose. Ever since giving Yamato to Paulina, (F/N) now had to use Rebellion which she didn't mind at all, and when her family heard of this they all thought it was very touching that (F/N) gave her most prized possession to her girlfriend it was such a kind hearted gesture.

The two cousins kept fixing up their weapons quietly until (F/N) decided to break the silence.

(F/N): If you had to get away with murder, how do you think you'd do it?

Nero: What?

(F/N): Like, if you killed someone, how would you cover it up?

Nero: Why the fuck are you asking that?

(F/N): What? It's just a question.

Nero: No it isn't!

(F/N): What?

Nero: That's like asking: "Hey, if you're gonna rob someone, how would you do it?"

(F/N): With clown masks and a hot air balloon.

Nero: It's just super suspicious. *Realizes* Wait...Clown masks and a hot air balloon?

(F/N): Uh, yeah?

Nero: Just to rob one guy? I'm not talking about a big bank heist here, ok (F/N)? It's just one...

(F/N): I know, I understand the question.

Nero: Why the hell would you…

As (F/N) talks, Dante sneaks away with one of (F/N)'s pizzas, which is one of the ones she always makes because the delivery guy takes too long.

(F/N): Guy walks into a police station and says he was robbed. Cop asks: "By who?" He says: "By a guy wearing a clown mask, that escaped in his hot air balloon!" No one's gonna believe that shit. It's the perfect crime!

Nero: That is the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

(F/N): I just don't think you're seeing the big picture here Nero.

Nero: Exactly how is one robbery gonna cover the cost of a hot air balloon?

(F/N): Oh, dude, hot air balloons are dirt cheap these days, We've got helicopters, jets, airplanes and shit! You think anyone's gonna ask for an arm and a leg for some warm air and a basket? Now clown masks on the other hand, those fuckers are pricey. You've gotta buy high quality.

Nero: So then umm, how do you pay for the FUCKING CLOWN MASKS?

Trish walks by with a sundae and takes a box from Dante and Lady does the same too followed by Nico and then Kyrie much to Dante's dismay.

(F/N): YOU DON'T! YOU STEAL IT! You're a Master Fucking Thief in this scenario! Have you not been paying attention to anything I've been saying?

Nero: Oh that's it. I am done. I am done with this conversation. It's stupid. You're stupid. This is a waste of my precious time.

Dante thought he was in the clear until Vergil came by and took the last box as Dante could only flip him off as he went back to the kitchen to get another box.

(F/N): What? You've got a better idea?

Nero: Yeah! You get a gun, you point it at someone. And you tell them to "give me your fucking wallet"!

Nero aims his gun at (F/N) to demonstrate. (F/N) is silent and backs away slightly away from Nero as he notices her behavior.

Nero: What?

(F/N): Nothin'.

Nero: Wha-at?

(F/N): I'm just sayin, that seemed awfully rehearsed man. It's pretty suspicious behavior.

Nero: What? What is- What the fuck are you talking about? ME? I wouldn't-

(F/N): Woah dude, chill out! No need to shout here! I don't want any trouble!

Nero: But I'm not-

(F/N): Let's just agree to let this go, and I won't tell Kyrie.

Nero: But… *Groans*

(F/N): If I was gonna murder someone, I'd dissolve them in acid.

Nero: OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK?

Later that night back at (F/N)'s home, we see her and Paulina in bed as (F/N) was thinking.

(F/N): *In her head* Paulina's birthday is coming up, what can I get her? Hm she's been doing well in fighting demons, maybe it's time she gets some new weapons.

Paulina: Something on your mind hun?

(F/N): Oh uh, just thinking of what you get for your birthday.

Paulina: Oh yeah, well I still think the bracelet you gave me is very nice, I never take it off. Although I could use some new weapons.

(F/N): Oh yeah well I'm sure I'll think of something.

Paulina: *Smiles* Awesome, but being with you is all the birthday present I need. *Yawns* Now let's go to bed. *In her head* I know (F/N)'s birthday is coming up too, but knowing her she probably won't want anything but me being happy, but I'll get her something.

(F/N): Hey babe I gotta question.

Paulina: What is it hun?

(F/N): Well hypothetically speaking, if another girl fell for me, and I said I was already dating someone, what would you do?

Paulina: Hm, well if that happened I'd probably have an open relationship? Wait, is that what you're asking?

(F/N): *Blushes* Maybe?

Paulina: *Chuckles* Well it was bound to happen eventually, and don't worry I'm okay with having an open relationship, just remember that I'm in charge.

(F/N): *Giggles* Yes ma'am.

We then see the two girls go to bed as the camera fades to black.

Next: Chapter 46: Birthday Week, New Arms; Adam Taurus; Raging Bull.