Nyctophilia // Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

harbulary batteries

"Show time a-holes!" Quill announces as the device in his hand starts beeping. Signaling that the threat is on its way.

"It will be here any minute" Quill says looking at the sky.

"Which will be its loss," Gamora responds while loading her gun.

Quill makes a double take, looking at Gamora with the weapon in her hands.

"I thought your thing was swords," He tells her.

"We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?"

"It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine. But i guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that."

"Can I have a gun?" Jo asks already knowing the answer.

"Hell no!" Quill is quick to respond.

"What the?! You know...a simple no would have sufficed."

"With your temper, you'd probably shoot off Drax's foot."

"...or yours" Jo mumbles loud enough for Quill to hear her.

Peter snaps his neck towards her.

"I'm kidding...jeez," she rolls her eyes.

Gamora looks around and sees that Drax isn't properly equipped.

"Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs?" She asks him.

"It hurts," he says trying not to make eye contact.

"It hurts?" She looks at him confused.

"I have sensitive nipples," Drax admits.

Rocket and Joey start to laugh at Drax. Like it's ridiculous the biggest and toughest guy here has sensitive nipples. They couldn't stop making fun of him even if they tried. 

"My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" Rocket laughs while doing an impression of Drax.

"Does the baby need nipple pads?" Jo mocks him in a baby voice.

"Do we have those?" Drax asks in all seriousness.

"No, she's kidding Drax," Gamora rolls her eyes at the girl.

"What about Jo?! Why doesn't she have to wear one?!" Drax argues.

"Cause I can fly dumbass." The young teen smirks.

"Well what about him? What's he doing?!" Drax points at Rocket.

"I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work," Rocket responds while fixing up some speakers.

"How is that a priority?"

"Blame Quill, he's the one who loves music so much."

"No I actually agree with Drax on this, that's hardly important right now." Peter intervenes.

"Oh okay...sure Quill," Rocket says trying to signal to Peter.

"No seriously, I side with Drax."

"No I understand that. You're being very serious right now."

Jo facepalms at Rocket who thinks he's being so slick.

"I can clearly see you winking," Drax finally tells him.

"Damn it. I'm using my left eye?" Rocket realizes.

Groot starts fighting these slimy alien rats, pushing and punching them angrily.