Okay so... firstly, happy pride you beautiful beautiful people!
Secondly, I am aware I died for nearly a month
In return for your patients, this 'The DPCU cast if they got into a bar fight'
Opening - The team decides to rest the night and enjoy themselves. While the bleak guard go off to *probably* cause havoc, the skittle squad (iykyk) go off to relax with some light drinking in a local pub. Out of no where, some drunken local decides to mess with the group for showing (light) PDA with their respective partners.
Michael : in zero mood for this fellow, yet tries to be polite. Either he puts the fool out of his misery with a single strike, or, he just stands up and the guy runs off because lad is 6'5.
Samiel : acting like he's been waiting for this his entire life, because samiel full on RUMBLES with the guy and has to be pulled off after five minutes. Ends up cuddling with Carys while grumbling how 'mortals are so stupid'
The custodian : bro jumps the table and beats the drunk lad with their cane. And throws some clever insults
Illian : Just stares at the guy. And stares. And stares. Illian stared at the guy with such a serious look the drunk backed off. (Side note, I think illian would've learnt how to psychologically mess with someone while being hunted. So)
Carys/FlowerBoy : Carys is just so lost and confused on what the dude is trying to say, due to his slurred speech. Ends up calming him down and helping the guy to his house.
*for fun*
The bleak guard : Violence.
The paladins : Violence.
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