[Sorcerer Sanctorum]
Dr. Strange: Seriously? You don't have any money?
Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
Dr. Strange: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical Ham on Rye.
Wong: Oh, wait, wait, wait, I think I have 200.
Dr. Strange: Dollars?
Wong: Rupees.
Dr. Strange: Which is
Wong: Uh, buck and a half.
Dr. Strange: What do you want?
Wong: I wouldn't say no to a Tuna Melt.
Bruce crash-lands on the Sanctorum stairs.
Bruce Banner: Thanos is coming. He's coming...
Dr. Strange: [Sharing a look with Wong, now in his normal fighting attire] ... Who?
Tony and Pepper are jogging.
Tony Stark: Slow down, slow down. I'm totally not kidding.
Pepper Potts: [laughing slightly] You're totally rambling.
Tony Stark: No, I'm not.
Pepper Potts: Lost me.
Tony Stark: Look, you know how you're having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee?
Pepper Potts: Yeah.
Tony Stark: Okay, and then you're like, "Oh my god, there's no bathroom, what am I gonna do?" "Oh! Someone's watching." "I'm gonna go in my pants."
Pepper Potts: Right. And then you wake up, and in real life you actually have to pee.
Tony Stark: Yes.
Pepper Potts: Yeah. Everybody has that.
Tony Stark: Right! That's the point I'm trying to make. Apropos of that, last night, I dreamt, we had a kid. So real. We named him after your eccentric uncle. Uh, what was his name?
Pepper Potts: [Nodding in understanding] Right.
Tony Stark: Morgan! Morgan.
Pepper Potts: So you woke up, and thought that we were...
Tony Stark: Expecting.
Pepper Potts: Yeah.
Tony Stark: [Becoming excited] Yes?
Pepper Potts: [Shaking her head} No.
Tony Stark: I had a dream about it. It was so real.
Pepper Potts: If you wanted to have a kid, you wouldn't have done that.
Pepper points to Tony's chest attachment.
Tony Stark: I'm glad you brought this up, 'cause it's nothing. It's just a housing unit for nano particles.
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Ben 10 In The MCU
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