Ruby: [Scatting it up]
Tabi: [Joining the scatting]
Ruby: [Singing] Oooooooh~
Tabi: Hey! That's pretty good!
Ruby: Wha-! No one asked you!!!!!!
Tabi: [Singing] I've got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on you
But baby, I'll never get that chance
To dance that romance with you
Oh, No, cause
You're always hittin'
And kickin'
Ruby: HUGH!!!!!
Tabi: [Singing] And putting me down.
Ruby: [Giggling]
Tabi: [Singing] I hope you don't mean what you say
Tabi and Ruby: [Singing] But I keep seeing you-
Tabi: [Singing] Stickin' around.
Tabi and Ruby: [Singing] Like you can't get enough
So I stay and I wonder
How my hand would feel intertwined with yours?
Tabi: [Singing] As of now though.
Ruby: What are you doing?
Tabi: [Singing] Nothing but closed doors.
My girl's a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere
Just saying "hi" gets me a punch in the face
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase
Ruby: Hey! That was a direct attack!
Tabi: [Singing] Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!
Ruby: Stupid rotting skull... Take it back!
Tabi: ...So... Uh... How am I a rotting skull...
Ruby: How am I a cat?
Tabi: Uh... Cats are cute?
Ruby: [Blushing] ...Go away!
Tabi: [Singing] Can we get along? You're so headstrong.
Ruby: [Singing] There's no way, go away, now so long!
Tabi: [Singing] Just talk to me and you will see.
Ruby: [Singing] Uh... That's not fair, using flair you dummy
I've got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on NOT you
Cuz baby, I'm afraid you'll say
That it's not okay with you
Oh, Oh, cuz
You're always laughin',
Tabi: [Chuckling]
Ruby: [Singing] And jokin';
You look like a clown.
But I hope you mean what you say
Tabi: I do!
Ruby: [Singing] And I wonder what you would think
If I let my pride down, let it sink
Could we hold hands, kiss?
Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Tabi: We could!
Ruby: I'm not talking about you! [Singing] You're not my prince in this!
I'm not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere
I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!
Tabi: [Laughing] Your smile is really cute, though!
Ruby: [Singing] You'll never see it from underneath my hair!
Tabi: [He sighed] Alright... I just wanted to let you know...
Ruby: Uh-um... Hey...
Tabi: Yeah?
Ruby: Um--
Tabi: Are you okay?
Ruby: Yeah, um--- Well, hehehe... [Singing] Hey, hey are you free-free today?
Tabi: [Singing] Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?
Ruby: [Singing] It's not like I like you okay!
Tabi: [Singing] Alright cool, where do you want to go?
We could rent a boat and sail
Find a bunny and
Feed it some juicy kale
Ruby: No! That sounds stupid!
Tabi: [Singing] Okay well how about a;
Classic dinner by candlelight
Or scary stories til midnight
So then I could hold you tight
Ba da ba da ba
Ruby: And get Cheeto crumbs on me?! No way! [Singing] Ooookay I think you're a little dense
I really don't like all this talk
You and I in the present tense
Ba ba da ba da
So listen here, buddy
It's all just a big fantasy
You see inside of your head! No!
So just say goodbye!
Tabi: [Sighing] Eh... Whatever... [Singing] Ba ba da ba da!
Ruby: [Singing] I'm not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere. ((Tabi: My girl's a Dere a Tsun-Tsundere))
Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!
UH! I digress! So let's just go to the park I guess
Ruby: Pffffft! You wouldn't even know what to bring.
Tabi: [Singing] Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!
Ruby: Ugh geez fine. Baka Tako. It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything. [She was secretly giggling]
Blaze: [Walking in] So, when's the wedding and am I invited?
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The Sonic Book of Randomness
FanfictionFrom babysitting do's and don'ts and crazy missions to romances gone wrong and tragic memories, there are endless possibilities for Sonic and his friends.
