Oh No! Someone Doesn't Sleep At Night! 🌃😦

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                       Oh No!
Someone Doesn't Sleep At Night!

Scene 1: A Night From Hell And A Very Mean Gay Dad!

(Everyone living in Cobblestone
  Town is fast asleep in their beds,
   in their warm houses....except
   cousin 2. He's still tossing and
   turning in his bed, having a
   hard time sleeping).

- cousin 2 (thinking to himself
   silently): Why is this happening,
   why can't I sleep tonight?

   (All of a sudden, he accidentally
     kicks the walls a few times
     with his feet...waking his very
     angry and mean father on the
     other side of the wall. His dad
     is furious as usual).

- father of cousin 2 (shouting
   very angrily): Stop banging on
   the fucking walls and go to
   SLEEP!!!!! (his son feels bad)
   You woke me the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

(These thundering words
   frighten cousin 2 so much so
   that he immediately starts
   hiding under his warm
   comforters and sheets in his
   bed, grabbing his Piglet stuffed
   animal from Winnie the Pooh
   and snuggling tight with him).

- cousin 2 (talks quietly to his
   stuffed animal Piglet): It's going
   to be okay Piglet, I won't let
   anything happen to you. (Piglet
   is unresponsive of course)

  (Just then, angry footsteps are
    heard stomping towards his
    closed bedroor door, cousin 2
    is more frightened. He hugs
    Piglet even tighter, shedding a
    few tears here and there).

-  cousin 2 (tries to stay calm): Oh
    no, what am I going to do? I
    need to be okay here. (talking
    to Piglet again, the footsteps
    get closer and angrier). Oh
    Piglet, what must I do???? I
    can't let my dad see me holding
    you like this. (Piglet just stares
    at him). What is it my Piglet???
    Talk to me, please????!!! (the
    Winnie the Pooh character
    doesn't respond because he's a
    toy). Why the hell aren't you
    answering?!!!! PIGLEEEET!!!!!!!

    (Just then, the pink door to his
      overly pink Piglet decorated
      bedroom bursts wide open
      and his angry father barges
      in, looking at his mentally ill
      older son with pure hatred
      and wickedness in his heart).

- father of cousin 2 seeing him
   holding his Piglet and turning
   red): What are you doing?!!!

- cousin 2 (afraid of his father's
   response to him holding a
   Winnie the Pooh toy): Oh, I was
    just-I was-I-I-I don't know. (his
    father clenches his white fists,
    getting angrier and angrier).

- father of cousin 2 (more rudely
   rolling his eyes, knowing that
   his son is not there): Did I hear
   you...talking to your stupidass
   badass Piglet character you're
   holding?!! (cousin 2 is scared of
   his mean dad). Um, I don't
   think so! If I hear you talking to
   that pitiful pink bitch at night,
   I'm gonna take that fucking
   motherfucking piggy bitch and
   throw him the FUCK AWAY!!!!!!
   Do you understand???!!!!!

- cousin 2 (shaking with fear): I'm
   sorry dad. 

- father of cousin 2 (sigh of relief,
   smiling): Good. And stop
   banging on the wall, please and
   thank you. Your father and I
   are trying to sleep. (cousin 2
   nods in agreement, afraid)

  (After his manly hot gay father
    leaves the room, cousin 2 hops
    out of bed and silently closes
    his pink Piglet bedroom door.
    He then climbs back into his
    bed, holding Piglet once again
    and tries dozing off to sleep a
    sixth time...but he can't).