Periods-the time of the month where girls have accidently let satan into their body for a few days.
Then Mother Nature scolds us by giving us C R A M P S.
Like why couldn't she given us chocolate??Then maybe we might like the little bitch...
But do you know what really pisses the shit out of me of?
When boys say "it can't be that bad..."then I'm like"Imagine this,having a watermelon wih knives like needles sticking out of it in your ass,then someone castrating you over and over again and someone scraping your insides for SEVEN DAYS,ONCE EVERY MONTH!
That can't be that bad,can it?-_-"
But every time I get my period I swear every single thing everyone does like laugh,sing,move and take for granted while I'm here have Nigiria falls in my womanhood and out of my body I feel like I should just give up on this generation and kill everyone.Then I'd finally have peace and could get endless supplies of icecream and anything else I randomly crave.....
But sadly thats just a dream that shall never happen because
Number 1.Killing a human being is illegal.
Number 2.I can't kill Vicky I would become a lunatic without her.(she's my bestfriend that keeps me sane....enough)
and Number 3.My little Sister is TOO cute to die....
Weird fact about me:I get my cramps AFTER my period:'(
So yeah I just feel my blood gushing out of me when Satan forces my ovary's to commit suicide....
But then after a week God heard my prayers and TA-DAA!!!Satan went back to the naughty corner:)
Hope you whoever you are enjoyed this chapter!
Comment if you can relate....
Anyways by for now
-lunatic person that needs to do her homework xD
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