My Random Ass Rants

#9-Enemies

We all have that one person that we despise,the one that we hate just as much as a girl loves chocolate on her period.Admit it,because it's a fact that you can't like everyone....

Like every word they say is like torture to your ears,everything they do is just ughh.

WARNING I AM ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY INNNER PSYCHOPATH

So by reading forward what I am about to write you promise not to sue me if you have nightmares or get scared xD

*you have officialy signed my contract so it's too late to sue me;)

Option one on what you could do to your enemy *creepy smile=)

Option 1.Torture enemy slowly and painfully everyday until they eventually go insane.Then you can let them go since no-one will believe a word that comes out of their mouth.=)

2.Kidnap them,throw them in a cage in a haunted house,lock the cage and leave as they will either go crazy or die.Or maybe both.Tip:you can install a camera in the haunted house so you can see your enemy suffer live.=)

3.Stalk them and get into their window and kill them in their sleep.=)

4.Or you could just walk by every time you see them and do nothing xD

Well anyways that's just a few ideas that you could do.
Wait....why does this sound like a DIY or something xD

Advice:don't assume your enemies a bitch,because for all you know they could be a demon=)

On a other totally irrelevant note,a poet came into our class today since it's Poetry week,his name is Steve Murray.Like I swear the hour just flew by:0
He was'nt one of those 'boring af'poets thank god he was funny and when I mean funny,I mean can't breath laugh too much funny xD
Well this is the poem I wrote.

Victory is mine,
Peace is my friend,
Faith's a mystery,
Love's my enemy and
Hope is my rock.
-Inga(meee)
(i know it's crappy shushup,I'm not good at poetry xD)

Dia Duit ,Cau,Bounjour
(Hello in Irish,Latvian and French if you didn't know:)
To whoever you are don't forget to ,comment and vote ;)
-meee