#12-Zombie Nurses

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Fuck my life.FUCK MY FUCKING FUKITY LIFE.
I'm getting a blood test and I'm scared out of my withs.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT NURSE IS A ZOMBIE IM FUCKED!YA HEAR ME????FUUUUCKKKKEEEEDDDDDD.
1 more person then Im next......HELPPPPPP IM FUCKED FOR SURE!!!!All the other people are coming out alive.....BUT WHAT IF I DON'T?!????
God.......if you hear me please make the needle non-painful......love youByeee im off!
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Okay so......THE NURSES WERE FUCKING BITCHES!!!
I swear to God the docters before were the nicest people EVER.But the nurses I swear to god I wanted to kill them right there and then.
..okay so they asked me what I drank and shit like that and when I told them I drank lemonade they were like*imagine pitchy af voices
"NO.YOU CANT HAVE YOUR BLOOD TEST DONE.THE SUGARS IN THE BLOOD WILL BE HIGH FROM THE LEMONADE!"
And i was like"I only drank a little bit...."
She was like"nope.still counts"
I swear I wanted to kill her right there and then.LIKE I FUCKING WAS NERVOUS SHITLESS AND PREPARED MYSELF TO DO IT!!!!
Like a 100ml of the lemonade only has 20kcal!!!
And I drank like what? 25milliletres??????????
THATS FUCKING 5 CALORIES!!!!!
5kcal=1gram of sugar....
HOW DE FUCK IS THAT AND I QUOTE"theres too much sugar in it!"
BULLSHIT THERES TOO MUCH DAMN SUGAR IN IT!
Guess what bitches?I'm not coming back in 2 hours OR tomorrow!
And wanna know why I went for a blood test inthe first place?JUST TO FUCKING CHECK MY HEALTH FOR A DAMN 1 WEEKEND TOUR!

Like bruh I am the healthiest person ever.Even my friends know that!Well guess what?
IM GOING TO THE DAMN FUCKING TOUR ANYWAYS:)
I like Irelands nurses better,they actually told me what I shouldn't and should do.
But yeah.....God forfilled my wish in a twisted way xD

Ahhhh that felt good to get out xD.

I honestly hate hospitals,not because they smell xD
Because of the stuff thats happened in therr,it's always for a bad reason whenever Im in a hospital....

Moral of the story=I DON'T LIKE NURSES t-.-t

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Helllooo people that ate reading this*yes you<3
Sorry about not updating the past few weeks,...
I was doing summer things xDLike you know barbacues,hanging out with friends,staying out late,sleepovers youknow that kind of jazz:)
Byeee I'll update when I'll updaye ;o
-Inga

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