Ranpo: So, have you found out why you like to stare at him so much?
Dazai: *standing beside Ranpo's seat* Why, yes, because I'm smitten-
Yosano: Smitten? Dazai, you're smitten-
Dazai: A-ah- No, I mean, kitten!
Atsushi: *suddenly looks and curiously points at himself*
Dazai: *blushes and waves his arms* N-no, I wasn't referring to you, kitten- I-I mean, Atsushi-kun!
Ranpo: He's smitten with his kitten, it seems.
Yosano: Oho?
Dazai: *face flushed* N-NO NO NO I- *turns to a still confused Atsushi* A-Ah, but I don't mean I don't like you, Atsushi-kun- b-but I also wasn't referring to you when I said kitten or smitten or- I mean-
Atsushi: Oh! Dazai-san, you have a kitten?
Dazai: A-ah, y-yeah! That's right!
Ranpo: It's you.
Dazai: *hissed* Ranpo-san, can you please stop talking for a hot sec-
Fukuzawa: *suddenly enters* What seems to be the commotion here?
Ranpo: Boss, Dazai wants to say something!
Dazai: *glares* R-Ranpo-san.... *looks back at Fukuzawa* A-ah, you see, boss, I'm uh..
Ranpo: Smitten.
Dazai: Smitten! Wha- no-
Ranpo: Kitten.
Dazai: My kitte- NO-
Ranpo: *whispers* Atsushi-kun.
Dazai: Atsushi-kun!
Fukuzawa: ...
Atsushi: Um, yes, Dazai-san?
Dazai: *breathes in and ignores his tomato face* Kitte- A-Atsushi-kun... I'm smitte- MEETING-
Atsushi: Meeting?
Dazai: Yes, kitte- meeten- ahem- meeting! I want to meet someone... in, uh-
Ranpo: Bitten?
Dazai: Yes! I want to be bitte- NO-
Fukuzawa: ..Why?
Dazai: T-that's not it- I mean, meeting! Not b-bitten- *whispers* But being bitten by him would be...
Ranpo: Nice?
Dazai: Yes, that's it! WAIT- NO I MEAN MEETING!! TEN!
Atsushi: Ah, I see... Ten, what?
Dazai: Ten meetin- Ten minutes!
Atsushi: You want to meet someone in ten minutes?
Dazai: *proceeds to walk away, his face burning* Yes, so if you all would excuse me, I'm meeting someone in ten! Ahem, in ten minutes! *slams the door close and they could hear him screaming*
Atsushi: Eh...?
Ranpo: He's smitten with his kitten, which is y-
Dazai: *slams the door open* SHUT UP, RANPO-SAN!
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One True Pairing (Dazatsu/Dazushi)
FanfictionA Bungou Stray Dogs Fanfiction between Nakajima Atsushi and Dazai Osamu OTP, or One True Pairing, applies to each individual's main or favorite pairing of all time sorts. In this fic of shorts, I've hunted, farmed, and borrowed multiple OTP Imagines...
