The Crackheads PT 2 Incorrect Quotes

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i cannot live without these people so more incorrect quotes >:)

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Aza: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Koda: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Char: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Koda, learn to listen.
Jules: What if it bites itself and I die?
Artie: That's voodoo.
Bee: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Koda: That's correlation, not causation.
Jules: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Artie: That's kinky.
Aza: Oh my God.

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*The squad right before Aza's wedding*
Koda: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Char: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Jules: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Artie: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Bee, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Aza: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Koda: Nope, absolutely not.
Char: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Jules: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Artie: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Bee: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Aza: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Koda: >:O language
Char: Yeah watch your fucking language
Jules: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CHAR THE FUCK WORD?
Artie: 'The fuck word'.
Bee: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Char: Oh my god they censored it
Artie: Say fuck, Bee.
Char: Do it, Bee. Say fuck.

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Aza: Croissants: dropped
Koda: Road: works ahead
Char: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Jules: Shavacado: fre
Artie: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Bee, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Aza: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Koda: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Bee: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Jules: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Char: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Artie: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Artie: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Artie: You kill people for money?!
Koda: I can explain!
Artie: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Aza: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Char: Wednesay
Aza: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Bee: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Jules: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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Bee: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Jules: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Bee: Yes!
Char: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Koda, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Aza, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Artie: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Koda: playing systemic oppression

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