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CHAR, RECORDING ARTIE AND I:OoH look at us we're in love and happy and not dead inside

CHAR:Get fucked both of you 

CHAR AND I LOOKING AT OUT ABUSIVE R-PIST CHARACTERS:I looked at her and I thought

US:I'm about to beat this bitch up

ARTIE AFTER CALLING US OUT FOR MAKING THOSE CHARACTERS:That's suspicious 

ARTIE:That's weird

ME:DHMU only the real ones know what if feels like to realize how your ass is flatter than you thought

JULES:This is fruitier than koda

BEE:I wonder how it feels to always be wrong

BEE:Shitty interview question, ask Astra

KODA:I don't know who any of the old members are but I'll give you a pat pat when you cry

ME:I MISS BY BLUE BIRD ROBIN TO MY STEVE BITCH ASS UGH 

CHAR:I talk to them on discord

ME:💔💔 

BEE, WATCHING FIVE IDIOTS SCAVENGE FOR MONEY IN THOSE FOUNTAINS IN MALLS:Haha look at those idiots

BEE, AFTER TAKING A CLOSER LOOK:Those are MY idiots!!

JULES:What do we do when things don't go our way?

KODA:Throw those who wronged you off a bridge

ARTIE:I'm gonna hitchhike to NE

ME:Jokes on you I haven't left my house in two weeks you won't be able to find me

THE AMERICANS:So if America is hell then what is Northern Ireland

BEE:North Hell

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