The disastrous life of a shinobi hero

Chapter 2: The wacky adventures of Saiki

(Y/n POV)

Hello again, I'm y/n! As you saw from the first episode, I am an ultra rare hybrid princess cat wolf dog fairy unicorn witch vampire werewolf flower goddess. Today I'm going to try make Saiki fall in love with me!

(Saiki Kusuo's POV)

Yare yare... what does this chick from school want from me? Unlike most people, I actually don't care about such petty things about love. It alludes me.

(Y/n POV)

As a I walked through the garden of the school, the vision of me with Saiki overwhelms my mind and I can't stop thinking about it and honestly I don't mind getting married with him today!

Then while I was daydreaming about marrying Saiki, a big man appeared from the shadows and walked towards my kawaii Saiki!

I said to myself "Yamate Kudasai" thinking he was about to steal my senpai!

"Hey buddy want to go for a walk to get ramen?" The big man with a horrible looking chin said to my beloved and I'm so confused right now!

(3rd person POV)

Saiki agreed and as they start getting closer a scary figure starting to emerge from the shadows. With a low growl and dark eyes they opened their mouth and said:

"Can I join?"

Saiki and Nendo turned around and saw Y/n with puppy eyes and Nendo awwed at the sight.

"Of course y/n!" Nendo gave a thumbs up and the three started on their journey to get ramen.

The whole time they were walking on the path to get ramen, Y/n was trying to get close to Saiki. Talking to him and not respecting his personal space, but sadly though y/n doesn't succeed and they arrived in the shop.

(Saiki POV)

"Holy fuck this store is horrible." Saiki thought as he saw Nendo order 3 bowls of ramen.

'Now let's see how long y/n can keep her perfect pretty girl persona.'

(3rd person POV)

Y/n shockingly ate the fuck out of the ramen. Since she lived in an orphanage her whole life, she was used to eating shitty orphanage food. Even shocking the great psychic Saiki Kusuo

"Wow you must really like the ramen, y/n." Said Nendo. "Yeah, since I lived in an orphanage my whole life, I got used to eating food like this. In fact, this is greatest thing I've ever eaten. Since I'm too poor to afford the food at school and the bullies keep taking my lunch money. My parents are dead." Y/n told them her tragic backstory with tears in her eyes.

Nendo sobbed with crocodile tears in his eyes. His onyx orbs were on the verge of shaking uncontrollably and Saiki just simply looked at Nendo in confusion. He usually ask something dumb like " what is an orphanage?" but it seems that Nendo's intelligence magically rises with y/n's interference.

Saiki, on the other hand has almost no expression on his face. Normally, people would say he is a emotionless monster but he is starts to soften hearing y/n's story. For the first time in his life, he finally gave a fuck about something.

Whilst this was going on, a background character (a nobody) tried to flirt with y/n.

The physic himself death stated at the nobody, to the point where he shit his pants. But since he still doesn't love y/n, another love internet came in and beat the background baka to the point of death but he didn't get charged cause who cares.

His name is: Shoto Todoroki, one of the top students 2nd to y/n.

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The Naruto characters will appear on the next chapter don't worry ;)

Hope you have a good day/night! Until next time.

-Mimi/Icydust

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(3rd person POV)

'Hello, I'm y/n, and I'm an ultra rare hybrid princess cat wolf dog fairy unicorn witch vampire werewolf flower goddess. In today's episode, I'll attempt to make Saiki fall in love with me!' Y/n monologued, her eyes sparkling on the faintest glimpse of sunlight.

'Yare yare... What does this girl from school want with me? Unlike most people, I couldn't care less about matters of love. It eludes me.' Saiki sighed. He didn't want to do deal with annoyances.

Y/n strolls through the school garden, thoughts of Saiki overwhelm his/her mind, and he/she can't help but imagine marrying him today!

Lost in his/her daydream about marrying Saiki, a large man suddenly emerges from the shadows and approaches Saiki!

Worried he might steal his/her senpai, he/she mutters under his/her breath, "Yamate Kudasai!"

"Hey buddy, want to go for a walk to get ramen?" The big man with an interesting chin asks the psychic, leaving you thoroughly confused.

Saki agrees, and as they draw closer, a sinister figure starts to materialize from the shadows. With a low growl and dark eyes, they open their mouth and ask, "Can I join?"

Saiki and Nendo turn around, only to find Y/n looking at them with puppy eyes, and Nendo can't help but coo at the sight.

"Of course, y/n!" Nendo gives a thumbs up, and the three of them embark on their journey to get ramen.

Throughout the entire walk, Y/n tries to get closer to Saiki, talking to him and not respecting his personal space. Unfortunately, her attempts aren't successful, and they finally reach the restaurant.

(Saiki POV)

"Holy fuck, this place is terrible," Saiki thinks to himself as he watches Nendo order three bowls of ramen.

"Now, let's see how long y/n can maintain her perfect pretty girl persona."

(3rd person POV)

Y/n shocks everyone by devouring the ramen with gusto. Having grown up in an orphanage, she is accustomed to eating less-than-stellar food, leaving everyone amazed.

"Yeah, since I grew up in an orphanage, I got used to eating simple food like this. Actually, this is the best thing I've ever eaten. I can't afford the food at school because I'm too poor, and the bullies always take my lunch money. Sadly, both my parents are dead," Y/n shared her tragic backstory, tears streaming down her face.

Nendo cried, being emotional. His eyes, dark like onyx, were on the verge of uncontrollable trembling. Saiki looked at Nendo, puzzled. Usually, he would ask silly questions like "what's an orphanage?" but it seemed that Nendo's intelligence magically rose whenever he interacted with Y/n.

Saiki, on the other hand, had a stoic expression on his face. People often labeled him as an emotionless monster, but he began to soften as he listened to Y/n's story. For the first time in his life, he actually cared about something.

Meanwhile, in the background, a minor character attempted to flirt with Y/n.

The psychic himself gave the nobody a terrifying look, causing him to become so scared that he soiled his pants. However, since he didn't love Y/n, another love interest arrived and beat up the background character to the point of near death. They weren't charged for their actions because no one really cared.

His name is Shoto Todoroki, one of the top students, ranked second only to Y/n.