One windy afternoon, there was a dalmatian named Teddy, and they were running down an allyway when suddenly they came across a gloomy street corner, and there stood a mysterious man in a trenchcoat The man spoke in a mysterious voice and said, "Hello... I am the zaza man... in return for three vaginas I will give you this hoover". Teddy felt happiness, but this deal seemed interesting, so they agreed. They headed down the busy market to a friends house. Their friend Bobby was home. He was a horse. Teddy asked Bobby if they could have his vaginas. Bobby was feeling tigglish, but he agreed to give his vaginas. Teddy returned to the zaza man and handed him the vaginas. The zaza man took them, and he started ho-ing. and then handed the hoover to them. Inside the hoover was some zaza. Teddy got very high on the zaza and then pissed themself to death. Moral of the story? Don't trade your vaginas for zaza.
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zaza man
Short StoryTeddy finds the zaza man (this story was made as a "fill in the gaps" game, so it might not make sense)
