Me: sitting at the table making sure no one takes our seats
My 18 year old cousin: watch these flowers, okay [Deadname]? If anything happens to them I know where you live.
Me: ???????
--------------------later--------------
Me: Silly putty implies that there is serious putty. That's just C4
My dad: Seafood?
Me +everyone else: C4!
My dad : *flashbacks* That is some serious putty-
