Me eating a popsicle after our school handed them out because of a Teachers VS 5th graders Kickball game:
"Yk what, ima lie down while I do this and CHILL."
So there I am peacefully eating a popsicle while laying on the ground, minding my own business."
Pendelton: "WoAh (deadname) KeEp It PG!"
ME: "Im sorry what the actual fu-"
