Me: sitting in backstage with my friends
River/wilbur: *aggressive moaning*
Everyone: ...
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Me: CAUSE GIRL YOU GOT ME...HOOKED ON A FEELING. IM HIGH-
My dad: WHAT?
Me:ON BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Am the ranboozled*
My dad: why are you high
Me: I never said I was
My dad: you just said you were
Me: ...OH-