"s.. since when did he get so comfortable with me!? seriously that guys audacity-!"
"yn.. please calm down. you've been at that since yesterday."
"well..! well-"
"kukis right yn, shimmer down mkay? you'll be fine! I think.."
"beidou shut the hell up" "
well anyway,,let's get to our seats okay? before that we should greet our fans. "
"right.. "
__ scaramouche
"AH!! SCARAMOUCHE ACCEPT MY GIFT PLEASE! " "SCARAMOUCHE" "AAHHH" "OMG NO WAY THEY'RE HERE" "KAZUHAAAA" "XIAO OGMMGMF XIAO PLEASE NOTICE ME!" "AETHER BABY GIRL" "VENTIIIII" "5NDMO" "CAN YOU PLE-"
tsk.
I smiled and waved at our fans. I love them, truly. it's just.. they can be quite.. um.
me and venti, whom shares the same annoyance for some fans. it's quite funny, I mean ⚊ you'd expect that from scaramouche but from the loving adorable venti? pfft.
we fast walked on our way to the plane. seeing a few girls and.. boys near our plane. seems like were sharing.. weird though.
__ yn
huh.. HA? is.. that
SCARAMOUCHE YOU BASTARD!
__ kuki
as I ended my conversation with zhongli from dckz, I heard a little growl coming behind me.
"tsk. stupid.. stupid."
"oy what's up? why the mad face?"
"stupid scara."
"ah..i see. welp! thaats a problem kuki cannot fix!"
"KUKIIII!"
__ yn
hm I wonder who my little seat mate is! hehe.
I swear on my life if it's scaramouche I'll take his chop pretty little head, sew his mouth shut, cut his di-
"hi!"
".. uh? a- oh! childe!"
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(art creds: ha_ze on twt) Tartaglia / Childe • 24yo • member of DCKZ , maknae , lead-voc • model , idol & zhonglis wallet
"my~ nice seeing you around! how have you been?"
"great, you?"
"well,, I was doing quite bad till I saw you! you're still as gorgeous as ever, my dear." childe smiled at you, taking your chin and moving it forward, closer to his face. he moved the hair from your face to your ear, making you flustered as his smile widened even more.
"please put your seat belts on and prepare for flight. I repeat ⚊ please put your seat belts on and prepare for flight."
"awe!" childe pouted at the voice of the lady talking in the mic. he took his hands off you and you both put your seat belts on.
__ childe
as I was putting my seatbelt on, I noticed a certain indigo haired man clearly glaring at me. oh my!
I smiled at him as I heard a little growl coming from the other side. how adorable!
__ chide
hm.. I wondered, this flight is getting boring and we still have 1h left ugh!
hmm
I looked around for any target I could prank, thinking about jokes & even thinking about sneaking into the mic area, where the flight attendants hang until we drop.
I thought about the perfect target.
and of course,, that would be (coughs drum roll please!)
scaramouche! ding ding! did you get it right?
I coughed as I thought of the silly people I was talking to in my head. sometimes I really wonder what the hell my mom ate before giving birth to me.
well.. since my target is scaramouche.. then the perfect plan isss..!
to annoy him! haha! I'm so great. amazing even. ugh.. but he has headphones,, and I'm sure he'll just ignore me throughout the whole flight. also sure that he's probably used to it by now.. hm..
aha! perfect.
I giggled at myself and my mischievous plan. it was so good I wanted to jump!
as everyone fell asleep, I quickly ..
__ an I had the BIGGEST shit anyone has ever seen that it clogged my own toilet 😭‼️
