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chp. 2 ;; prank

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"hello chat! it's been awhile , hope ur all doing well."

"I'm literally his wife' guys shh. don't say we're married! I might get kicked out okay. let's keep it private. ehe"

***: OMG YSLL HE'S TLAKING TO ME🙈🙈🙈🗣️
scarababy: naw girl keep dreamin' I AM THE ORIGINAL
hyscaras1fan: UM. remember, u said BF. I SAID I'M HIS WIFE SO SHUT YO **** **** ***.
ADMIN kazoate : please stop.
kazmylice: wait I js realized AKZUHA IS HERE LGMKROEKSHWKWLPWPWPWP!!!!!
pzzhsssyyeater : OMG KAZUHA

"omg kazuha! wanna joi-"
"DUUUUUUUDDEEEEEEE!!!!! "
now who the fuckity fuck.. wait..

childe??

"um.. excuse me for a sec.."
he mutes his mic and turns his camera off, leaving the viewers a whole black screen to look at.

He walked away from his computer, going and went down stairs annoyed. he looked like he was about to smash someone's head to the wall till they bleed and shove it right up their hairy ass.

"dude what the fuck do you want?"
he said with a sleepy voice, walking up to him and rubbing his indigo eyes.

"hey!"
"DUUUUDEE..." childe said, pointing

to.. a girl next to him?
the fuck..?

I stared at him, confused and mad for this being the reason he had to leave his poor innocent fans.

"uh? the fuck am I supposed to do with that girl?"
.. "heh, you really haven't changed kuni. "

..kuni?
".. excuse me miss I don't know who you are so please leave or I will call the police. and you." pointing at childe like a dad would when he found out his son got a girl pregnant.

"why the hell would you let randoms in? haven't you learned? Jesus."

god. does this guy ever learn? the last time he let a random in that bitch started going through his closet and taking his underwear! like, can you believe that?? thank god we called-

"oh kuni! I came here because I missed you! don't you miss me too?"

"

okay now ur getting weird. can't you just introduce yourself " again " so I can remember who you are?! and stop calling me that. no one can ever call me that again. "

c

hilde was LITERALLY holding his laughter! he was so purple he could probably be the next barny!

who is this woman and why is he laughing?

.. silence filled the room as childe was fighting the urge to punch his own face.

a few seconds in, and the two started busting in laughter.
"BITCH I CAN'T BREATHE"
"ME TKO CALL 911"
"the hell?"

the two laughed for 20 solid minutes straight.

what is wrong with these bitches??

"uhm.. if there's nothing left can I leave now? "

"WAIT NO flfdff.. " childe was still laughing. honestly what could be so funny?

"OKAY SK.. PFFT.. UM
.. PF.. SO.. THIS IS MELODY AND SHE'S UR NEW MANAGER!!! CONGRATS DUDR YOU FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT HOE ASS BITCH"

"okay..? so what's with the kuni shit and I miss you? "
"well mr bowl, the joke is that miss yn is coming back" melody joked as she took her wig off and continued.
"and so since there we're rumours that she was coming back, guy here thought it would be funny for me to "dress up" as her and make you think I was here to see your reaction."

".. "
"OKAY BUT IF U THINK ABOUT IT.. it was kinda funny tho right..! LIKE THE PART WHERE YOU SAID" he coughs and trying makes his voice deeper.
"stop calling me that. no one. can EVER. call me that AGAIN." exaggerating the words "ever" and "again".

with that, childe bursted in laughter. again.

he's so annoying.

"ok whatever. so melody what are you doing here?"
"oh my balls this is the funniest part ehhehe iCANT WAIT"
childe was stop laughing but was STILL holding his laughter while the two stared at him.
"OKAY I'M SORRY PLS CONTINU"

".. anyways. I got a call from Mrs jean telling me that you will be the MC for the music bank awards. "
"oh cool. that's all? "
"um no, you will also be performing a duet and of course a group performance. "

"ok, cool. who's my duo? "
"oh my god here it comes..!!! "
"..pff.. your duo is Mrs yn. "
childe started laughing again. so hard that he farted and excused himself to go to the bathroom.
"but um sir Mrs kjean informed me-"

.. oh god.

dude what do it do?? it's gonna be so awkward! I mean why wouldn't it be? godh I hate being an idol. should I just tell her I quit right now? no.. that would be too obvious. fuck

"uh sir? "
"why does it have to be me who sings with her?"
"well Mrs jean said that your vocals and hers are a great match. but!
if you prefer you may go solo, but just know the fans would love for her to be back on stage."

.. fuck

"true! I haven't seen her since years ago, I really wanna know how she evolved yknow?" childe yelled back from the toilet.

.. fuck stop.

"oh yes, I heard she might come back! how exciting that is!"
"omg yess! are you a stan?"
"yes! well before I was, my favorite song of theirs is definitely lion! (originally from gidle) "
"OMG THEY ATE THAT FR!! "
"uh.. yes indeed."

a/n

when scara left the stream so everyone was staring at a black screen the whole time 🙈

btw idk if it's music bank awards, but if it isn't pls correct me!
mwa
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