The Onceler was out in Thneedville. He was in the Thneedville forest cutting down some trees. When all of a sudden a big giant green monster comes out of nowhere! The onceler looks up at him and is immediately mesmerized by the olive-colored behemoth.
"you have mighty thick abs, sir." said the onceler
"Thank you twigman. I saw you cutting down some trees. I was deeply intrigued by the way you swung that axe."
"Why thank you, you tender thick monster." The onceler gave a reply.
"My name is Shrek." said the tender-loving thick monster
The onceler thought that was a hot name.
"You can call me the onceler," he said biting his lip and smirking
"What a great name. reminds me of the swamps" said Shrek.
"Shrek? Would you like to have a dance party with me while I play my electric guitar?"
"Oh, Onceler," Shrek moaned
"I would love nothing more," Shrek told the onceler.
The onceler played "How bad can I be?" and they danced. One thing led to another and they became a beautiful couple. The Onceler taught Shrek how to use an axe and chop down trees. Shrek taught the onceler how to make muddy margaritas with a side of slugs.
And That my good friends is how the onceler and Shrek came to be.
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The Oncelers Affair
FanfictionShrek meets the onceler and they get married. but someone makes a objection the wedding. Read to follow along to the story of Shrek, the onceler, Dora, tigger, Willy Wonka, Flynn Ryder, chicken little, and mr krabs.
