Wedding Objector

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The Onceler walked down the aisle in a beautiful wedding gown. Layer in lace netting. It had a V-cut neckline. And it was long and flowy. He walked down the aisle to Kahoot lobby music. They said their I do's and the two lips were about to collide. Then all of a sudden, a member of the crowd stood up at a whopping 500 mph. it was Dora the explorer. The Oncelers long-time childhood friend and ex-lover.

"I OBJECT" Dora screamed.

The Onceler stormed up to Dora, slapped her across the face. Dora's face flung to the right. The onceler grabbed doras cheek. whispered into her ear and said "You will sit down. Or you will leave. You decide sweetheart."

Dora sat back down and announced to everyone that it was a joke.

After the ceremony, they all gathered together at the reception party. Shrek and Onceler danced their little hearts away.

"I'm gonna go use the restroom." the onceler told his newlywed hubby.

When the onceler arrived at the toilet, right there standing next to him was Dora.

"You gotta hear me out oncey" Dora cried

"Dor I'm married, you know that." the onceler told the crestfallen Dora.

"You should have said something sooner." The onceler looked into her eyes and told her.

"I didn't have it in me. I was waiting. But I guess this is what happens when you're too late." Dora responds

"I'm gonna go. We'll talk later." Dora said and walked out wedding party.





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