Seussical (retold by animal crossing

Biggest blame fool

Kitt:"humpf humped a voice"
Kitt makes her entrance
Kitt:"t'was a sour kangaroo and the young kangaroo in her pouch said Humpf too. Why that speck is as small as the head of a pin,a person on that? Why there never has been(laughs mean) well your the biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool and I don't care who I tell, biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool and I think so as well.maybe I'm nasty,maybe I'm cruel but your the biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool "
Big top:"it's true please believe me,I tell you sincerely,my ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly. I know there's a person down there and what's more,quite likely there's two even three even four
The wickersham appear
Boone :"ha laughed a voice"
Elise and Tammi :ha laughed some others
The wickershams:"ha ha ha laughed the wickersham brothers"
They laugh and dance
Wickershams:well he's the biggest blame fool in The jungle of nool and monkeys like us should know ,we've been out on a limb. Looking down on him"
Flip:"and he's fat"
Elise and Tammi:"he's dumb"
Boone:"he's slow"
Wickershams:elephants ain't too swift as a rule but he's the biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool cause he's talking to a speck,talking to a speck,to a speck of dust"
Boone:"blame fool in the jungle of nool"
Wickershams:talking to a speck,talking to a speck,to a speck of dust"
Boone:"blame fool in the jungle of nool"
Kitt:"r e s p e c k oh please take that speck away"
The jungle animals start talking
Jungle animals:"did you hear,did you hear,did you did you hear?"
Bird girls:"through the jungle the news quickly flew"
Jungle animals:"did you hear,did you hear,did you did you hear,he talks to a dust speck"
Joey:it's on channel two"
Rover:"our topic today is physic elephants who hear voices,what do you think folks? Is the elephant off his trunk? We'll be right back with speck,clover,dust,neighbor,who ,stay tuned we'll be right back"
Rover starts interviewing the animals
Jungle animals:"biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool"
Celia:"I'm Celia mcfuzz I live right next door,he's never done anything crazy before"
Jungle animals:"biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool"
Celia:"he's always been friendly and loyal and kind. I just don't believe Big tops out of his mind"
Jungle animals:"did you hear,did you hear,did you did you hear"
Rover interviews Miranda
Miranda:I'm Miranda la bird and I live in that tree"
Jungle animals:"did you hear,did you hear,did you did you hear?"
Miranda:"enough about Big top,let's talk about me. Let's talk about talk about talk about me"
Jungle animals:"talking to a speck,to a speck,to a speck of dust"
Boone:"blame fool in the jungle of nool"
Kitt:"just a fool,just a fool"
Jungle animals:"talking to a speck,to a speck, To a speck of dust"
Big top:"I just have to save them because after all a persons a person no matter how small"
Celia and Big top:"a persons a person no matter how..."
Jungle animals:"biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool,he's the worst we ever saw.telling lies,making jokes,it's a elephant hoax, brother that's against the law. Breaking the peace,creating a fuss"
Kitt:"somebody's thinking different then us"
Jungle animals:"biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool nool nool. In the jungle of nool nool nool,in the jungle of nool nool "
The jungle animals all leave
Wickershams:"better look out,better look out Big top or someone's gonna get your clover"
Celia:"on the fifteenth of may miss Celia mcfuzz discovered how truly unique Big top was but she knew to approach him would probably fail cause who'd notice a bird with a one feather tail"
Celia sadly leaves