WALTENS POV:
"WAALLLLLLLLLTTTTEEEEENNNNNNNNNN" I woke up as my mother screamed 10x more louder then the last time she did so, but where's Dave? Where's everyone else? And the roach that's still in my ass? Was it all just..a dream? nope. Last month I got deported back to Canada cause apparently you have to be a legal citizen and ugh pay taxes and shit ughhhhhhhh, in which some cases I would of been a legal citizen if only I got to marry Dave in which I thought I already did so. Thanks to that fat fucking idiot JK who just had to shit on us LITERALLY SHIT ON US on my wedding day he stopped the entire ceremony and we was never married I guess..... I roll down the stairs more sadder then a average man who plays ledge of legends and seen my mother holding a bat just to beat me with it.
"Did you brush your teeth..."
"N-no ma-" "I CAN FUCKING SEE THAT YOUNG LADY YOU STILL HAVE PUBES IN YOUR MOUTH" as she was about to swing the bat I suddenly got a vibration inside of my asshole, at first I thought it was the roach having a orgasm again but apparently it was my phone ringing, and before I even pulled out I knew it was Dave calling so I pushed my mother out the window and reached in there and heard a loud *POP* noise. I seen the name read "davey wavey ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" and shouted "OHHHH GIGGTY" I quickly answered the phone and screamed.
DAVES POV: it's been a month since I last spoke to walten on call, you can't make phone calls to phones from the other side of the world without getting a huge bill so we've just been chatting on discord, it's so good to talk with walten. Chatting with her has been so fun ❤️ but I really miss her, and then I got a idea. I'm going to marry her fr this time
I gave her a call and she answered! But for some reason I can smell ass? Idk why must be a glitch or sum.
"Hel-" "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAVVEEYYYYYYYYYYTTTYY" every window in both our houses broke from that.
"Walten! Honey buns, sweet sugar, biscuits and gravy, hot pockets, CHOCOLATE THUNDA my not so little Samsung mini fringe! How are you?"
"EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE I'm doing okayyyy just my mommy wommy got mad at me cause I didn't brush my teeth...again."
"Oh that sucks, what a toxic mother you have, it's mean to tell people to brush their teeth cause what if they have a mental disorder? Like lactose intolerant!"
"babe that's not a disorder..."
"..."
"..."
"Anyways! Waltey I have a idea"
"? Ok go on.."
"What if I came there to Canada for awhile! We've been together for awhile now and I never visited your home town!"
"That's such a great idea davey! So when are you coming here?"
"open your door."
WALTENS POV
Dave told me to..open my door? Wtf....I'm a little scared cause I can hear his discord mod breathing on the other line so I reached inside of my asshole again and dug out a canon ball
I gently opened the door...
"SURPRISE!-"
BANG!
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PARTNERS IN CRIME. ~wedding bells was just alarms~
FanfictionWalten gets deported from slovakia after a year of living there because of tax invasion and now has to find a way to get back to her one true love- davey. Wavey. Luckily for them all they have to do is get married. Will they get married? Will they f...
