Walten gets deported from slovakia after a year of living there because of tax invasion and now has to find a way to get back to her one true love- davey. Wavey. Luckily for them all they have to do is get married. Will they get married? Will they f...
"Waltens" POV: it's almost time! Time to put on the reals waltens dress! I hope it will fit- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT.
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ykw....it will be worth it whatever just put it fucking on. I don't care about anyone anyways all I want is that nitro. Time for the wedding!
DAVES POV: I've been waiting for a few minutes now uh....I really hope she shows up.....maybe she's just taking awhile to get ready? Idk man I really just wanna go the fuck home and play some fortnite...and I really gotta shit rn so this better be quick.
WALTENS POV: "Cat! We're not going to make it...it's almost time for the wedding and like it's a 1 day trip to that jailceil!!! Just give up please...he's better off with someone else"
"Uhhhh now normally I would just go with it but I'm being forced to help you by the writer so uhh...you go girl?"
"....I've seen clams with better faith in me then you."
"Ok ykw fine if you wanna marry him soooo badly I'll just use my turbo speed."
"YOU HAD A FUCKING TURBO SPEED ALL THAT FUCKING TIME YOU DISGUSTING ASS BITCH"
Meanwhile with marker, JK, sav, and violet: (Gonna add their names when they talk cause it seems confusing without it)
JK: "okay gang so here's the plan, when we arrive at the place we act like we're not from here and check out the buffet first and I'll eat as much as I can-"
MARKUS: "why the fuck do you want the food? I thought we was just going so we can crash some losers wedding?"
JK: "I don't think you remember what happened last year marker, last time at their wedding I ate so much food I shited on them and stoped it, I just need the 3 of yous to distract them all so I can get a perfect angle"
SAV: "wait! But what if the real walten doesn't show up on time? If we don't get them at the same time then they'll get revenge on us"
JK: "not unless we take our sweet time at the buffet, besides I'm hungry"
VIOLET: "...you ate a entire pig before we got in the car..."
JK: "ykw you fucking cigán you need to go back to where you came from and go sell some fortunes on the side of the road while sucking off Santa Claus as he writes your name on the naughty list for being a hoe hoe hoe."
