Walten gets deported from slovakia after a year of living there because of tax invasion and now has to find a way to get back to her one true love- davey. Wavey. Luckily for them all they have to do is get married. Will they get married? Will they f...
The wedding is in 3 days! I've been planning and everything and my dress is so beautiful! I cant wait to wear it!!! And I'm so happy that NO ONE will be there but besides me, davey, and the priest who we checked more then 7 times to see if it was any of Dave's werid friends. I just hope everything will be okay... I mean......... as long that brown dirty gypsy, war criminal fat pig, my ex best friend and gf native slayer bitch, and that dumbass alcoholic gay whore stays out of our way what can happen!
DAVES POV:
Just 3 days until the wedding! Cannot wait to unveil my future wife, I hasn't seen her dress yet so idk what she's going to look like in it but I'm sure she will look supa cool, I made sure to not invite anyone cause fuck bitches, a few of my laptops will have to be seated tho cause my online friends want to see and their different then those assholes, so onward!
3 DAYS LATER: WEDDING DAY.
**knock knock knock** walten? Are you okay in there? You've been shitting for 3 hours straight? Are you nervous again??
"Yeah I'm just...nervous davey...what If something bad happens?"
"What no?! I'm sure everything will be fine..now cmon go get dressed and put on your veil."
Dave leaves the bathroom door and puts on his supa doopa cool outfit!
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Oh yeah 😎😎😎
WALTENS POV AGAIN: Davie wavey mavey babey buttery butt cakes cheered me up just now! I'm so happy to marry him that I can just...GIGGTY! Oops not again dang.
I quickly jumped into the bath because I hasn't washed myself in about 2 months because I wanted to wait until the time was right and wanted to stick to some French traditions! Plus taking showers isn't good for you cause everyone stinks! It's ok to make the local birds fall from their nest whenever you stretch in the morning 😊😊😊
I decided to shave because now that I'm looking at my legs their just a little hairy....
