His Parka (South Park x Y/N)

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Day 3 of school....
And all I can think about is that...
That Kenny almost kissed me...

"Y/N" Bebe cut me out of my thoughts, it seems the bell before lunch has rang.

"Sorry B, I was stuck in my thoughts apparently." I sigh.

"What has you so caught up girl?" She asks as we leave our English class.

"Can we go talk some where private?" I take a deep breath to calm down a little. She leads me to a girls bathroom, yelling and kicking anyone in the bathroom out before locking the main door.

"So what happened?" She hums.

"Well Ken and Kyle came over for dinner and well both Kyle's and my parents want us to date... they weren't even that subtle about this weird idea they have..." I huff.

"Kyle is a alright guy... that's not bad..." she tries to lighten up that fucked up situation.

"That's not the issue... Kenny was there next to us the whole time... and well... we almost...
He almost kissed me.." I mutter.

"OMG that dickhead without your permission! Bro imma kill him for making my bestie uncomfortable!" She announces.

"Bebe no I wanted him to but he didn't!" I blurt out quickly.

"Oh! Shit.... I thought you only used Kenny as an excuse?" She questions.

"I did... what makes it worse is that I think I kinda like Kyle too... I DONT FUCKING KNOW AGH" I screech...

"Chill baby girl, in my opinion which isn't always the best since I'm literally in a fake relationship for cheaper shoes.... But Kenny is good for a one time thing while Kyle is husband material..." she states.

"Talk the feeling out with me, why do you think you like them both?" She asks.

"Well Kyle is smart and nerdy... he understands the pressure to be this super smart person who has to live out the life his parents have planned... but he is also chill about it... like he wants to go into Psychology which is something amazing... he has a plan for the future" I ramble..

"Kenny is dorky, silly and makes the most inappropriate comments but he never crosses any boundaries with me... neither do but from what everyone tells me about him it doesn't make sense that he's so gentle to me..... he also so caring towards his little sister and his whole plans for the future is to support her" I sigh.

"Damn... well shit... I can't tell who would be better since that's a you and them choice... but girly you need to work your feelings out before they hurt someone" she explains.

"I've been in South Park for four days and been at school for three of them and I'm already in a love triangle..." I sigh.

"Honey a love triangle means they are also fucking" she winks at me, Bebe even though we bonded over keeping secrets is probably my first female friend I probably made here. Wendy is nice but we just haven't really bonded yet.

"We should go before Wendy notices I've stolen her bestie" I laugh.

"Dude she wouldn't care because I'm not her perfect football playing boyfriend" she huffs.

"Fuck relationship issues" I quickly hug Bebe.

"Agreed" she says before we head out and to the cafeteria and find Wendy who is happen to be setting next to Stan with the boys... great...